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    Tommy enters the confessional box and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
    The priest asks, "Is that you, Tommy ?"
    "Yes, Father, it is."
    "And who was the woman you were with?"
    "Sure and I can`t be tellin` you, Father. I don`t want to ruin her reputation."
    "Well, Tommy, I`m sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda ?"
    "I cannot say."
    "Was it Patricia ?"
    "I`ll never tell."
    "Was it Liz Shannon?"
    "I`m sorry, but I`ll not name her."
    "Was it Cathy ?"
    "My lips are sealed."
    "Was it Fiona, then?"
    "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
    The priest sighs in frustration. "You`re a steadfast lad, Tommy , and I admire that. But you`ve sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now."
    Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What`d you get?"
    "Five good leads," says Tommy.
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