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    A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits. "All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?".
    "Eventually" said the Doctor, "she will rise and shine!"
  • Broken legs... At the hospital, there was a man laying in the emergency room, the doctor opened the door and walked toward the man.Man said, `Will I be ok, Doctor?'The doctor turned to him and said...
  • And the bill? A drunk walks into a bar and says, 'Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.'So, the bartender does just that, and hands the man the...
  • Interpretation... The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were protecting . Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job--if he were to get caught, he wouldn`t be able to communicate to the...
  • Calculation! Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral.'Well, then, here are...
  • Absent-minded professor! Professor Johnson’s family was moving house. Knowing how forgetful her husband could be, his wife put a slip of paper in each of his pockets with the new address written on it. When his classes were over...