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    Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
    Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".
    Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
    Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy".
  • Please wake up! Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn`t do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and...
  • Wake up man! Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
    The 70 year old man says, 'I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to...
  • Cannibals... Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this...
  • Hair colour... There is a blonde driving through the country. She has just died her hair brown because she is sick of being made fun of. She is really hungry. She stops at a farmer’s house and says...
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