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    Height of wait !
    Santa and Banta decide to go picnicking one day. When they get there, they realize they`ve forgotten the whisky.
    Banta says he go and get it if he promises not to eat the chicken till he gets back.
    Now, Santa waits and waits till a whole day goes by, when Santa says to himself: Come on, I`m hungry. He is not going to come back so let me eat the chicken anyway.
    Suddenly Banta pops up from behind a tree and says: If you do that, I won`t go !
  • Living instructions... A blonde goes to a barber shop wearing headphones.
    She tells the hairdresser, 'Dress my hair please, but do not remove the headphones.' The hairdresser does his job but
  • Puzzled! Once Santa and Banta were celebrating in a bar. A man walks into the bar and asks what the fuss is all about. Santa said, 'We have just put together a 100 piece...
  • Cable and Wireless! Once Santa and an American had a discussion over whose civilization was technologically more advanced in the ancient times. As the discussion was getting nowhere, they both decided to do some archaeological excavation to prove their respective claims. So the American...
  • Golf Clubs? There was a very rich man. He fell sick and could not be cured by any Doctor. Ultimately he came across a Doctor who cured his ailment. After the cure, the rich man asked the Doctor to ask for anything he cared in the World. But the Doctor...
  • Bill Clinton died? When he reached the pearly gates and knocked, St. Peter asked 'Who is it?'Clinton said, 'It`s me, Bill Clinton.'
    Peter asked, 'Have you done anything wrong that...