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    These two cows are in standing in a field.
    One says "Hey, are you worried about that Mad Cow`s Disease?"
    The other one answers "Nah, it can`t affect me, I`m a rabbit."
  • Jump to conclusion! Santa and his friend are watching a film in a theatre. Just before the interval they see a man standing on the rooftop looking down.
    During the break the friend says to Santa: I bet the man will jump and break his...
  • Living instructions... A blonde goes to a barber shop wearing headphones.
    She tells the hairdresser, 'Dress my hair please, but do not remove the headphones.' The hairdresser does his job but
  • Puzzled! Once Santa and Banta were celebrating in a bar. A man walks into the bar and asks what the fuss is all about. Santa said, 'We have just put together a 100 piece...
  • Cable and Wireless! Once Santa and an American had a discussion over whose civilization was technologically more advanced in the ancient times. As the discussion was getting nowhere, they both decided to do some archaeological excavation to prove their respective claims. So the American...
  • Golf Clubs? There was a very rich man. He fell sick and could not be cured by any Doctor. Ultimately he came across a Doctor who cured his ailment. After the cure, the rich man asked the Doctor to ask for anything he cared in the World. But the Doctor...