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    A doctor warned an ageing telly star, "I think you ought to stop taking sleeping pills every night, they`re habit-forming, you know."
    "Don`t be silly," patient said. "I`v been taking them every night now for twenty years and they haven`t become a habit yet."
  • Give the money ! Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
    'Give me your...
  • Mad Cow! These two cows are in standing in a field.
    One says 'Hey, are you worried about that Mad Cow`s...
  • Height of wait ! Height of wait ! Santa and Banta decide to go picnicking one day. When they get there, they realize they`ve forgotten the whisky. Banta says he go and get it if he promises not to...
  • Jump to conclusion! Santa and his friend are watching a film in a theatre. Just before the interval they see a man standing on the rooftop looking down.
    During the break the friend says to Santa: I bet the man will jump and break his...
  • Living instructions... A blonde goes to a barber shop wearing headphones.
    She tells the hairdresser, 'Dress my hair please, but do not remove the headphones.' The hairdresser does his job but