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    Banta and Santa were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground. Santa leaned over and called out:
    "Are you dead or alive, Banta?"
    "Alive," moaned Banta.
    "You are a liar. I donot know whether to believe you or not," said Santa
    "Then I must be dead," said Banta, "because you wouldnot dare call me a liar if I were alive."
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