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    Who said car names don't have meaning?

    BMW: Brings Me Women.
    FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
    FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
    HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
    VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
    PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
    OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
    TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
    GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
    HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.
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