|It was a little girl's first day of school and her mother was both excited and saddened to see her daughter begin this rite of passage. She sent her daughter off with a kiss good-bye and a promise of freshly baked cookies when she got home. Later that afternoon, the daughter comes running through the door excited to see her mom. The mother greets her and sits her down for some milk and cookies - a beginning of a ritual that will follow them for many days to come. The mother says, "So tell me sweetheart, what did you learn today?"|
"Well," says the little girl. "I learned where babies come from."
"You did," exclaims the mother with some concern. "What did your teacher tell you?"
"Well, first this thing in the dad called sperm meets up with this egg that's inside the mom and that becomes an embryo. The embryo travels up through the mom's ovaries and implants on her uterus. Then the embryo becomes a fetus. The fetus grows in her womb for nine months and then she gives birth to a fully developed baby."
"Wow!" the mother says. "Honey, I'm impressed that you learned that so well."
"Yeah, but Mom, I just have one question," the little girl says innocently. "How does the sperm and the egg get together? Does the mom eat the dad's sperm?"
"Oh, no, honey," explains the mom. "That's only when you want a new dress or jewellery."
|After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school.|
The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher."
She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done.
As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school.
The son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher."
The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home.
His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."
|A Frenchwoman took her young daughter to the Louvre. As they stood before a statue of a nude male, the child pointed at its penis and asked, "Mama, what's that?"|
"Oh, nothing, Cherie."
"I want one," said the child. The mother tried to focus her daughter's attention on a more suitable subject, but the little girl persisted.
"I want one. I want one like that one," she kept repeating.
Finally, her mother said, "If you're a good girl and stop talking about it now, I promise you that when grow up, you will have one."
"And if I'm bad?"
Her mother sighed. "Then you will have many!"
|One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus, when the boy noticed a redhead with huge breasts... "Hey Pop," the son cried, "look at those boobs!"|
The father, a religious man proceeded to send the boy to an all male military academy, in the hope that he would get some manners.
Six months later the boy came home and the father decided to take him on another bus ride.
Again, a woman with very large breasts sat across from them. To see if his son had learned any manners, the father exclaimed, "Look at the boobs on that redhead!"
"Boobs my eye," the boy replied with a smile, "get a load of the a** on that bus driver!!"