• Killed the pig !

    Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened. About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
    "What happened to you?", asked Bill.
    "Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me," said the driver.
    "My God, what did you tell them?", asks Clinton.
    The driver replies, "I`m Bill Clinton`s driver, and I just killed the pig."
  • Intelligent car radio !

    A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer.
    Once at the dealer, she found her salesman and began to excitedly explain that her radio was not working, and they must replace it since she only had one radio station. The salesman calmed her down and told her that her car radio was voice-activated, and that she would only need to state aloud the type of music that she wanted and the car would find it.
    She got into the car and started the engine and then said the word "country," and the radio changed to a station playing a George Strait song. She was satisfied and started home. After a while she decided to try out the radio and said "rock `n` roll;" the radio station changed and a song by the Rolling Stones came from the speakers. Quite pleased, the woman continued driving.
    A few blocks from her house, another driver ran a light causing her to slam on her brakes to avoid a collision.
    The woman angrily exclaimed, "Asshole!" ...The radio cut over to George Bush`s press conference.
  • A caption contest!

    After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.

    Guess the caption!!

    Laloo, third from left!
  • Nice trade!

    The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm.
    The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir".
    The president replied, "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs.I got one for Hillary and I got one for Chelsea."
    The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, sir."