• Microsoft is Always Right

    One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets.

    He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.

    The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.

    He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand.

    The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
  • Warnings and Errors

    A computer programmer was taking a smoke break when a woman passing by sarcastically commented, "Don't you know that those things can kill you? They put a warning on every pack!"

    "Oh, that's okay," said the guy, exhaling smoke, "I'm a programmer."

    "What's that got to do with anything?" she asked.

    He answered, "Programmers ignore warnings; we only care about errors!"
  • Ignore Warnings

    A computer programmer was taking a smoke break when a woman passing by sarcastically commented, "Don't you know that those things can kill you? They put a warning on every pack!"

    "Oh, that's okay," said the guy, exhaling smoke, "I'm a programmer."

    "What's that got to do with anything?" she asked.

    He answered, "Programmers ignore warnings; we only care about errors!"
  • Warnings and Errors!

    A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another.

    A lady walking by notices him and says, "Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"

    "That's OK," says the guy, puffing casually, "I'm a computer programmer."

    "So? What's that got to do with anything?"

    "We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."