|Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store:|
Don't ever fart here;
the smell will stay for ages.
We don't have Windows.
And a Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises.
Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple.
We have been providing open window system to the world since ages.
|Did you hear that Google is now offering free email accounts that are 500 times bigger than Yahoo's or MSN's accounts?|
Yep, but there is a catch: Google plans on reading your mail and then delivering ads based upon the content of the email.
So if your wife sends you a note saying, "If you don't figure out a way to get your dick hard, then I'm going to be forced to bone Santos our pool boy."
Then Google will include three ads in her message:
First for Viagra to offer help for your problematic erectile dysfunction.
Second for Purina dog food to help build healthy bones.
and to satisfy the most important need - a local pool service.
|There was a large group of frinds on Whatsapp. There were around 40 to 50 pepole in that group....|
Conversation: Member A: Happy Birthday Tina....
1. Happy b'dy Tina...
2. Happy Birthdy tina...
3. Many many happy return of the day Tina!
4. Jamandin Mubarak Ho Tina...
5. Party Kab Raho Ho Yaar Tina?
6. Happy Birthday Tina....
7. Happy Bday, Jamandin Mubarak Ho Yaar.
Member A: SORRY! SENT BY MISTAKE. TINA IS IN OTHER GROUP!!!
|Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...|
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
iPhone users who've been saying, "I love my small iPhone, Android phones are too big for me," all these years... Apple just orphaned you...!!!"
Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch... They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say: "iPhone Chhe"
With the launch of iPhone 6, OLX is more excited than Apple.... as people will sell old phones, car, house etc to buy iPhone.
Apple is Chinese, all iPhones look the same.
iPhone-6 Will Be Priced At 70k...
iPhone-9 Ke Saath Kya Nano Free Milegi ...??
iPhone's are like the Golmaal movie:
Every new version has the same features... but is longer than the previous one..!!!
iPhone6 costs more than the total money Harman Baweja earned from hi Bollywood career...!!!