• Tuadda Kutta Tommy, Sadda Kutta...

    Big Boss contestant Shehnaaz Gill famously said, "Tuadda kutta Tommy, sadda kutta kutta?" and it was remixed later and now it's viral:

    Saddi Chowmein Chowmein, Tuaddi Chowmein Spaghetti?

    Sadda Dosa Dosa, Tuaadda Dosa Pancake?

    Sadda Pear Pear, Tuadda Pear Avocado?

    Sadde Pappad Pappad, Tuadde Pappad Nachos?

    Saddi Chutney Chutney, Tuaddi Chutney Dip?

    Saddi Khichdi Khichdi, Tuaddi Khichdi Risotto?

    Sadde Momos Momos, Tuadde Momos Dumpling?

    Sadda Dahi Dahi, Tuadaa Dahi yogurt?

    Saddi Sauce Sauce, Tuaddi Sauce Ketchup ?

    Sadda Biskut Biskut, Twadda Biscuit Cookies.
  • Hot Stock!

    A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move," said the broker. "It's only $1 a share."

    "Buy me 1,000 shares," said the client.

    The next day the stock was at $2. The client called the broker and said, "You were right. Give me 5,000 more shares."

    The next day the client looked in the paper and the stock was at $4.

    The client ran to the phone and called the broker, "Get me 10,000 more shares."

    "Great!" said the broker.

    The next day the client looked in the paper and the stock was at $9.

    Seeing what a great profit he had in just a few days, the client ran to the phone and told the broker, "Sell all my shares!"

    The broker asked, "To who? You were the only one buying that stock."
  • Beef Tongue vs Eggs!

    A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter.

    The lady asks, "What in the world is that?"

    "Beef tongue," replies the butcher!

    The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, "Ewww! Gross! No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal's mouth!"

    The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman's shopping cart, "I see you're buying a dozen eggs!"
  • Mister Fog!

    A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman.

    "Do you know you were driving 30 mph over the limit?" asks the policeman.

    "Eh, actually no, officer, it's a big car and it just sort of coasts along... you know."

    "And what were you planning on doing if you met Mr Fog?" demands the policeman.

    "Well," says the businessman, thinking it best to play along, "I suppose I'd ease off on Mr Accelerator, and switch on Mr Headlights and Mr Windscreen wipers."

    The policeman leans in the window and eyeballs the businessman. "I asked you what you were planning on doing if you met MIST OR FOG!" And threw the book at him.