|A girl from North Carolina and a girl from California sat side by side on an airplane.|
The girl from North Carolina, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya from?"
The California girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The girl from North Carolina sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya from, bitch?"
|A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis.|
After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing.
"It's going fine," the manager says, "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says: To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"
"Really? What happens then?" the girl asks enthusiastic.
"Then my body says: Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!"
|I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments!|
So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that's on her face."
So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really anxious to hear what she had to say and what she looked like.
As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?"
"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy, and to watch the expression on your face.
|A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for by the emergency units.|
One Scout was supposed to lie on the ground and await his rescuers, but the first-aid people got behind schedule, and the Scout lay `wounded` for several hours.