• Angle's Voice

    Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Kahin Jaa Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Usko Ek Awaz Sunai Deti Hai, "Ruko!"

    Vo Ruk Jaata Hai Aur Tabhi Uske Paas Se Ek Truck Badi Tezi Se Guzarta Hai Aur Uski Jaan Bach Jaati Hai. Usne Us Awaaz Ka Dhabyavaad Kiya Aur Aage Chala Gaya.

    Kuch Dinon Ke Baad Vo Aadmi Ek Pahari Raaste Se Guzar Raha Tha. Tabhi Usko Wahi Awaaz Phir Se Sunai Deti Hai, "Ruk Jao!"

    Is Baar Jaise Hi Vo Ruka Aagey Wali Pahari Gir Gayi Aur Is Tarah Uski Phir Ek Baar Jaan Bach Gayi.

    Aadmi Ne Phir Se Us Awaaz Ka Shukriya Ada Kiya Aur Pucha, "Aap Kaun Ho Jo Har Baar Meri Jaan Bachate Ho? Aur Aap Meri Shaadi Ke Time Kahan The?"

    Jawab Aaya, "Tumhe Maine Shaadi Ke Waqt Bhi Awaaz Di thi... Ab Awaaz Sun Le Ya DJ Bajwa Le...
  • Main Aur Meri Padosan

    Ek Baar Main Apni Sunder Si Padosan Ke Saath Ek Park Mein Gaya. Hum Ekant Main Baith Gaye Aur Yahan-Vahan Ki Baatein Karne Lage. Thodi Der Ke Baad Vo Boli Ki Ab Kya Karein?

    Maine Kaha Ki Ek Joke Sunata Hun. Usne Kaha Ki Theek Hai Sunao.

    Maine Joke Sunana Start Kiya: Ek Baar Ek Sanyaasi Raat Mein Mandir Ke Bahar Bageeche Mein So Raha Tha. Tabhi Vahan Ek Sundar Si Ladki Aayi Aur Us Sanyasi Ke Saath Lait Gayi.

    Subah Hone Par Sanyasi Bahut Pachtaya Aur Jaakar Apne Guruji Se Pucha: Batayiye Guruji, Prayashchit Kaise Hoga?

    Guruji Ne Pucha: Tumne Us Kanya Ke Saath Kuch Kiya Tha?

    Sanyasi Bola: Nahin Guruji, Kuch Bhi Nahin.

    Guruji Bole: Das Din Tak Subah Uthkar Ghaas Charo.

    Sanyasi Ne Pucha: Aisa Kyun Guruji?

    Guruji Bole: Kyunki Tum Awwal Darje Ke Gadhe Ho.

    Ye Joke Sunte Hi Meri Padosan Sharmate Hue Jasne Lagi. Phir Kaafi Der Tak Hum Wahan Baithe Rahe Aur Aise Hi Baatein Karte Rahe. Phir Hum Dono Uthkar Jaane Lage.

    Jaate-Jaate Usne Mujhe Rs 100 Diye.

    Maine Pucha: Ye Kisliye De Rahi Ho?

    Padosan Haste Hue: Thodi Ghaas Kharid Lena.
  • Husband Counters in Malls

    Shopping Malls Me Patni Ke Peeche Peeche Bina Kaam Ke Ghumte Husbands Ko Dekhkar Bada Hi Taras Aata Hai Aur Dukh Bhi Hota Hai. Malls Mein Baithne Ki Suvidha Bhi Nahi Hoti.

    Isliye In Shopping Malls Ke Managers Ko Hamari Salah Hai Ki Jis Tarah Se Kai Jagah Baggage Counter Hota Hai Cutomers Ke Samaan Ya Bags Rakhne Ka Usi Tarah Se Husbands Ko Rakhne Ka Counter Hona Chahiye.

    Apne-Apne Husbands Ko Jama Karwa Ke Ye Patniyan Token Lekar Andar Jaa Sakti Hain Aur Waapas Aakar Apne-Apne Husbands Ko Waapas Le Sakti Hain.

    Andar Rush Bhi Kam Hoga Aur Sales Bhi Jyada Hogi.

    1000 Rupees Ki Shopping Pe Counter Pe Rakhe Uske Husband Ko 1 Cup Coffee Plus Biscuits Milenge

    1500 Ki Shopping Pe 1 Large Peg Milega.

    2500 Ki Shopping Pe 1 Quarter Milega.

    3500 Ki Shopping Pe 1 Quarter Plus Half Plate Tandoori Chicken (Ya Koi Veg Snack).

    Is Tarah Se Pati Bhi Shaant Baithe Rahenge Aur Patniyan Araam Se Shopping Ka Anand Leti Rahengi.
  • Nehle Pe Dehla

    Wife Ne Husband Ko Message Kiya: Office Se Aate Hute Hue Market Se Sabzi Lete Aana. Aur Haan, Padosan Ne Tumhe Hello Kaha Hai.

    Tabhi Husband Ka Reply Aata Hai: Kaun Si Padosan?

    Wife: Koi Nahi, Maine Toh Sirf Isliye Message Ke Last Mein Padosan Likha Taaki Mujhe Sure Ho Sake Ki Tumne Mera Pura Message Padh Liya Hai.
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    Husband Ka Message Aata Hai: Lekin Mein Abhi Padosan Ke Saath Hi Hun. Tum Kis Padosan Ki Baat Kar Rahi Thi?

    Wife: Kahan Ho Tum???

    Husband: Sabzi Market Ke Paas Hi Hun.

    15-20 Minute Mein Sabzi Market Pahunchkar Wife Ne Husband Ko Phone Kiya: Kahan Ho Tum?? Kiske saath Ho??

    Husband: Mein Toh Office Mein Hi Hun. Aur Haan, Ab Tum Sabzi Market Tak Aa Hi Gayi Ho Toh Sabzi Le Ke Hi Jaana...