• Crying for the Mother-in-Law

    A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better.

    Two buses were hired, one for the mothers -in-law and the other for the daughters-in- law.

    Unfortunately the bus with the mothers-in-law was involved in an accident and all the passengers died on the spot.

    The daughters in law (women being women) shed a few tears but they were all puzzled by one sister who wailed uncontrollably for what they perceived to be her loss.

    Her friend asked her, "Forgive me for asking but why are you crying so hard, I didn't realize u were so close to your mother-in-law?"

    To which she replied, "No we are not close at all, she missed the bus!"
  • Marriage Vows!

    When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died.

    Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a Cloud, she could clearly see him with another woman.

    She ran towards him, calling his name, "Joe. Darling, Joe"

    Joe said, "Hold your horses woman, and don't give me that 'darling' shit. The deal was very clear: 'Until death do us part'."
  • Rash Driving!

    A couple hired a new chauffeur. The memsahib asked him to take her out for shopping and was very shaken by the experience.

    Back home, she pleaded with her husband, "Please dear, you must sack this new chauffeur at once. He is so rash he nearly killed me three times this morning."

    "Darling, don't be so hasty," replied the husband, "give him another chance."
  • Enough about Wives...

    Enough about Wives, now something for Husbands...

    A new metal is added to chemistry:

    Name: Husband
    Symbol: Hb
    Atomic Weight:
    -Light when first found...
    -tends to get heavier over the years with time.

    Physical Properties:
    Boils at any time with inlaws.
    Can freeze in front of his own family.
    Melts if sees other women.
    Very Bitter if questioned.

    Chemical Properties:
    Very Reactive
    Highly Unstable
    Possess Strong resistance to Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books.
    Money saving Agent.

    Occurrence:
    Mostly found in front of the TV.