|What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)?|
1. The Ordinary Thief steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc. But, The Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health and business!
2. The hilarious part is:
The Ordinary Thief will choose whom to rob. But, you yourself choose the Political Thief to rob you.
3. The most ironic one:
Police will chase and nab the Ordinary Thief. But, Police will look after and protect the Political Thief!
That's the travesty and irony of our current society! And, we blindly say we are not blind!
4. The stupid part of the whole issue is that we insult and fight the Ordinary Thief but we Fight each other for the Political Thief.
|One of Russia's Ambassadors was having dinner with Putin and said that time zones around the world confused him.|
"Why?" Putin asks.
"Ah, Mr. President, I called Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me it's tomorrow. I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it was yesterday."
"Well, these are just minor inconveniences," Says Putin.
"Do you remember when that Polish plane crashed with their President on board? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!"
|Elections 2019 in simple terms:|
No experience, no qualifications required.
No age limit.
Salary 1.9 lakhs per month even if not attending office.
Additional RS 2000 per day spent in office.
Free 3 telephones.
Free 25000 units electricity.
Free 4000 kilo litres water.
Free air travel 34 trips including family.
Unlimited train travel in first AC.
Minimum pension Rs 20,000 for just 5 years in service.
For every additional year RS. 1500 additional pension.
Plus lots of other benefits.
Selection starts 11 April, final list ready on 23 may.
|Singapore Prime Minister, Lee Kuan Yew, said there were two options for me:|
Either I get corrupted and I put my family in the Forbes list of the richest people in the world and leave my people with nothing.
I serve my country, my people and let my country be in the list of the best ten economies in the world.
I chose the second option.
Indian politicians (most) said there were two options for us too, but the second option was already taken by the Singapore Prime Minister.