• Samajwadi Party Feud

    History of Yadav family Whatsapp group.
    Mulayam Singh Yadav created Samajwadi Party group.

    Added brother Shivpal Yadav.
    Added second brother Ram Gopal Yadav.
    Added son Akhilesh Yadav.
    Added Daughter-in-law.

    Mulayam made Akhilesh Yadav the admin.

    Things were going decent until Mulayam made the mistake of adding a friend to this whatsapp group.
    Added Amar Singh.

    Amar sent too many forwards, videos and good morning messages. Obviously pissed off a few people. Akihlesh voiced his opinion because his data was getting used up thanks to the stupid forwards.

    Akhilesh removes Amar Singh from the group.

    Mulayam removes Ram Gopal Yadav.

    Akhilesh adds Ram Gopal Yadav.

    Akhilesh removes Shivpal Yadav.

    Mulayam adds Shivpal Yadav.

    Mulayam adds Amar Singh.

    Situation is tense.

    Mulayam removes Ram Gopal Yadav.

    Mulyam removes Akhilesh Yadav.

    Mulyam realises that he removed the admin. Bad call, whatdapp group is going down.

    Mulyaam adds Akhilesh Yadav.

    Mulayam adds Ram Gopal Yadav.

    Akhilesh removes Mulayam...

    To be continued...
  • The Interview With God

    After passing on, George Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview with God.

    God asks Bush, "What do you believe in?"

    Bush answers, "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!"

    God is impressed by Bush and tells him, "Great , come sit on the chair on my right"

    Next, God asks Obama, "What do you believe in?"

    Obama answers, "I believe in the power of democracy, helping the poor, world peace, etc."

    God is really impressed by Obama and tells him, "Well done , come sit on the chair on my left.

    Finally, God asks Trump, "What do you believe in?"

    Trump answers, "I believe you're sitting on my chair."
  • The Future Show

    Nawaz Sharif, just finished a speech at the UN, walks out into the lobby where he meets President Obama.

    They shake hands and walk together in the long corridor when suddenly Sharif says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

    President Obama says, "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will."

    Sharif whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, Blacks, Chinese, Japanese and even Indians, but never any Pakistanis. So my son is very upset. He doesn't understand, nor do I, why there aren't any Pakistanis in the show."

    President Obama laughs, leans toward Sharif, and whispers in his ear, "That's because the show is all about the future!!!"
  • Trump's First Briefing

    Trump's first day at the Oval Office. First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI.

    Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately.
    CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.
    Trump: The Democrats created them.
    CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.
    Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.
    CIA: We can't do that.
    Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.
    CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.
    Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.
    Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.
    Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.
    Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.
    Trump: Why not?
    CIA: We are talking to them, sir.
    Trump: What? Why?
    CIA: We want our stealth drone back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.
    Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.
    CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.
    Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?
    CIA: We need the Shi'ite gov't of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.
    Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.
    FBI: We can't do that.
    Trump: Why not?
    FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.
    Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.
    Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.
    Trump: Why not?
    Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?
    Trump: I am banning H1Bs.
    USCIS: You cannot do that.
    Trump: Why?
    Chief of staff: If you do so we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.
    Trump: What the hell should I do???
    CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!!!

    God bless America!