• Obama Calls NaMo

    Obama: Hey Modi... How are you?

    Modi: I'm good Barack. How are you doing?

    Obama: I'm absolutely fine. Where is Kejriwal, BTW?

    Modi: Not sure, but probably in Punjab or Delhi.

    Obama: He is doing amazing work, I'm so inpressed!

    Modi: !!!

    Obama: The way his Mohalla Clinic near Mahima Furniture, Kriti Nagar is working is fabulous! Also the way Rakesh Tomar, Vivek Goel & Tanya Arora got driving licences without bribe is amazing... it proves that corruption is really coming down...
    Modi: !!!!

    Obama: .... Due to Odd-Even the way pollution level came down at Munirika, Ward No 6 clearly shows his commitment towards Delhi. And don't you think that the way he sent water tanker in just 1 hour to Laxmi Nagar, near Metro station after water pipeline damage was beyond imagination in previous govt.?

    Modi: hmmmmmm... But Barack how do you know all this?

    Obama: Oh Man... It's simple... Yesterday I was reading his 4 page advertisement in New York Times!!!

    ....and few minutes later Canadian PM Justin Trudeau calls PM Modi.... And rest you know....
  • Worst Railway Budget

    Worst railway budget of all time. Totally disappointed.

    No train from India to Bangladesh - Didi disappointed.

    No special bogies in every train for Dharna - Kejriwal disappointed.

    No reservation on the grounds of caste in the bogies - Lalu/Nitish/Ravish disappointed.

    No arrangements for matinee show of Chhota Bheem and Doremon in Trains and stations - RaGa disappointed.

    No 'Kashmir Azadi' express train proposed - JNU disappointed.

    No 'Vibishan Express' proposed - Shratugan Sinha disappointed.

    No assurance of ‪#‎Tolerance‬ by the railway minister - Award Wapasi Gang/ Aamir Khan disappointed.

    No train to Pakistan - Manishankar Iyer/Salman Khurshid disappointed.

    No subsidized water in the trains and stations - Delhites who voted for AAP disappointed.

    No special quota for minorities - Anti Modi gang / Presstitues disappointed.
  • Excellent Innovation

    Samsung has just incorporated a new feature in their latest hand set... Concept: Make in India !

    Say Modi.... Modi... twice in your handset and it goes into flight mode.

    Say Singh... Singh... twice and it will take you to silent mode.

    Say Arnaab... Arnaab... twice and it will switch on the loud speaker.

    Say Kejri... Kejri... twice and it will start shivering and go into vibrating mode.

    Say Rahul... Rahul... twice and it will switch off the phone.
  • The Blue Politician

    This was an incident which happened when Dr. Kalam was President of india.

    Kalam sahab was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the Rashtrapati bhawan. He could not remove the pigeons from Rashtrapati bhawan. The whole Rashtrapati bhawan was full of pigeon poop, the people coming there could not walk on the pavements, or sit on the benches. It was costing a fortune to keep the building and pavements clean.

    One day a man came to the Rashtrapati bhawan and offered the President a proposition.

    "I can rid your beautiful Rashtrapati Bhawan of its plague of pigeons without any cost to you or government. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me one Crore rupees to ask one question."

    The President considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition. The next day the man climbed to the terrace of Rashtrapati Bhawan, opened his suitcase, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Delhi sky.

    All the pigeons in Delhi saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the bird. The Delhi pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew eastwards out of the city.

    The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man on top of Rashtrapati Bhawan.

    The President was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous service to rid Delhi of the plague of pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the President presented him with a cheque for 1 Crore rupees and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the Rashtrapati Bhawan of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 Crore just to get to ask one question.

    The man accepted the money and told the President to ask his single question.

    The President asked, "Do you have a blue Politician ?"