|One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.|
Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu: I would want a wife like the moon.
Professor: Wow !!! What a choice... So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon?
Pappu: No, no...
Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Round and white?
Pappu: No, no...
Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon?
Pappu: No, no... I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning.
|Principal: School Ka time 8 baje Ka Hai Aur Tum 9 Baje Aa Rahe Ho?|
Pappu: Sir Aap Na Mera Intezar Na Kiya Karo, Apne Time Se School Shuru Kar diya Karo.
Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ??
Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha.
Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai ?
Pappu: Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Nahin Ho Saki Wo Meri kya Hogi.
Pappu Apni Gali Ke Ek Dukandar Se: Uncle Rang Gora Karne Waali Cream Hai???
Dukandar: Haan Hai.
Pappu: Toh Lagate Kyun Nahi, Main Roz Aapki Shakal Dekhkar Darr Jata Hun?
Pappu: Daadi Neend nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Kuc Baate Karein?
Daadi: Theek Hai.
Pappu: Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge? Aap, Mom, Dad,Main aur Behen.
Daadi: Nahi Beta aapki shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
Pappu: Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Phir 5 Ho Jayenge.
Daadi: Beta Phir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge.
Pappu: Phir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas 5 Ho Jayenge.
Daadi: Kaminne, Kutte, Haramkhor... Soja Chup Chaap.
|Pappu Bazaar Gaya. Wahan Use Papa Ke Ek Purane Dost Mil Gaye.|
Uncle: Pappu Beta, Kaise Ho ?
Pappu: Ji, Badhiya ..........
Uncle: Aur Papa ?
Pappu: Ji Vo Bhi Badhiya.....
Uncle: Bhai ?
Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Hai.....
Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
Uncle: Aur Sunaao Pappu Beta, Kya Chal Raha Hai ?
Pappu: Bematalab Ke Sawaal Jawaab.....!
Teacher: A B C D Sunao..
Pappu: A B C D...
Teacher: Aur Sunao??
Pappu: Sab Theek Hai Mam ji, Aap Sunao... Kya Chal Raha Hai Aajkal...?
English Teacher: Wo Larki Sab Larkon Se Hans Kar Bat Krti Hai. Batao Is Sentence Mein Larki Kya Hai ? Pappu: Sir! Larki Chaalu Hai...!!!
Teacher: Pappu, Iski English MEin Translate Karo: Larkiyan Yahan Se Guzar Chuki Hain.
Pappu: Oh Shit! I Am Late...
|Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?|
Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.
Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?
Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?
Pappu: Do you know Banto?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?
Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.