| One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class. Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu? Pappu: I would want a wife like the moon. Professor: Wow !!! What a choice... So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon? Pappu: No, no... Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Round and white? Pappu: No, no... Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon? Pappu: No, no... I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning. Professor fainted... |
| Principal: School Ka time 8 baje Ka Hai Aur Tum 9 Baje Aa Rahe Ho? Pappu: Sir Aap Na Mera Intezar Na Kiya Karo, Apne Time Se School Shuru Kar diya Karo. Santa: Oyee ! Tumne Apni Sagai Kyun Tod Di ?? Pappu: Papa, Uska Koi Boyfriend Nahin Tha. Santa: To Phir Problem Kya Hai ? Pappu: Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Nahin Ho Saki Wo Meri kya Hogi. Pappu Apni Gali Ke Ek Dukandar Se: Uncle Rang Gora Karne Waali Cream Hai??? Dukandar: Haan Hai. Pappu: Toh Lagate Kyun Nahi, Main Roz Aapki Shakal Dekhkar Darr Jata Hun? Pappu: Daadi Neend nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Kuc Baate Karein? Daadi: Theek Hai. Pappu: Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge? Aap, Mom, Dad,Main aur Behen. Daadi: Nahi Beta aapki shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge. Pappu: Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Phir 5 Ho Jayenge. Daadi: Beta Phir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge. Pappu: Phir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas 5 Ho Jayenge. Daadi: Kaminne, Kutte, Haramkhor... Soja Chup Chaap. |
| Pappu Bazaar Gaya. Wahan Use Papa Ke Ek Purane Dost Mil Gaye. Uncle: Pappu Beta, Kaise Ho ? Pappu: Ji, Badhiya .......... Uncle: Aur Papa ? Pappu: Ji Vo Bhi Badhiya..... Uncle: Bhai ? Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Hai..... Uncle: Studies? Pappu: Vo Bhi Theek Chal Rahi Hai. Uncle: Aur Sunaao Pappu Beta, Kya Chal Raha Hai ? Pappu: Bematalab Ke Sawaal Jawaab.....! Teacher: A B C D Sunao.. Pappu: A B C D... Teacher: Aur Sunao?? Pappu: Sab Theek Hai Mam ji, Aap Sunao... Kya Chal Raha Hai Aajkal...? English Teacher: Wo Larki Sab Larkon Se Hans Kar Bat Krti Hai. Batao Is Sentence Mein Larki Kya Hai ? Pappu: Sir! Larki Chaalu Hai...!!! Teacher: Pappu, Iski English MEin Translate Karo: Larkiyan Yahan Se Guzar Chuki Hain. Pappu: Oh Shit! I Am Late... |
| Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ? Pappu: Amritsar. Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies. Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions. Teacher: Yes, go ahead. Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ? Teacher: No. Pappu: Do you know Preeto ? Teacher: No. Pappu: Do you know Banto? Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ? Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband. |