|Wife: I don't have enough words to explain how stupid you are.|
My brain: She's kidding bro, just give her a minute!
|Don't think Trump and Tandav Ka Season 2 Aayega!|
|What will happen when Trump leaves the White House?|
|Million Dollar Truth:|
If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!
|I thought my wife was in a bad mood. But it's been 15 years now. So I think this is how she is!|
|If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me!|
|Why did God create stock analysts?|
In order to make weather forecasters look good!
|Confident stupidity is more powerful than timid genius!|
French: La depression
Punjabi: Kuch Nahi Hoya Tainu, Aiven Mood Kharab Hai!
|Wishing everyone a very special day of our life...|
Today is the 21st day of 21st year of the 21st century!