• Wife: I don't have enough words to explain how stupid you are.<br/>
My brain: She's kidding bro, just give her a minute!
    Wife: I don't have enough words to explain how stupid you are.
    My brain: She's kidding bro, just give her a minute!
  • Don't think Trump and Tandav Ka Season 2 Aayega!
    Don't think Trump and Tandav Ka Season 2 Aayega!
  • What will happen when Trump leaves the White House?<br/>
Washington Sundar!
    What will happen when Trump leaves the White House?
    Washington Sundar!
  • Million Dollar Truth:<br/>
If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.<br/>
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.<br/>
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!
    Million Dollar Truth:
    If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.
    If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.
    If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!
  • I thought my wife was in a bad mood. But it's been 15 years now. So I think this is how she is!
    I thought my wife was in a bad mood. But it's been 15 years now. So I think this is how she is!
  • If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me!
    If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me!
  • Why did God create stock analysts?<br/>
In order to make weather forecasters look good!
    Why did God create stock analysts?
    In order to make weather forecasters look good!
  • Confident stupidity is more powerful than timid genius!
    Confident stupidity is more powerful than timid genius!
  • English: Depression<br/>
German: Depressionen<br/>
French: La depression<br/>
Dutch: Depressie<br/>
Punjabi: Kuch Nahi Hoya Tainu, Aiven Mood Kharab Hai!
    English: Depression
    German: Depressionen
    French: La depression
    Dutch: Depressie
    Punjabi: Kuch Nahi Hoya Tainu, Aiven Mood Kharab Hai!
  • Wishing everyone a very  special day of our life...<br/>
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Today is the 21st day of 21st year of the 21st century!
    Wishing everyone a very special day of our life...
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    Today is the 21st day of 21st year of the 21st century!