|If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one!|
|Husband: You always hurt me with words.|
Wife: Sorry, I'll use a knife next time!
|Seeing my friend eat dosa with a fork and knife, I passed him a straw.|
He asked me: For what?
I replied: Sambhar Kaise Piyega?
80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born!
|When my dentist told me that his tank of nitrous oxide was leaking, we just laughed and laughed and laughed!|
|Every decision you made in your life has led you up to realise this moment.|
You made some poor choices!
|So glad my face doesn't have a progress bar that shows how much I'm understanding what other people are saying!|
|We are answerable to two persons - only Khud and Khuda!|
|The doctor advised my wife to lose the terrible body fat she's living with if she wants to be healthy & peaceful.|
Now she's planning to divorce me!
|Pickup line of 2020:|
Are you India's GDP? Because I keep falling for you!