• If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one!
    If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one!
  • Husband: You always hurt me with words.<br/>
Wife: Sorry, I'll use a knife next time!
    Husband: You always hurt me with words.
    Wife: Sorry, I'll use a knife next time!
  • Seeing my friend eat dosa with a fork and knife, I passed him a straw.<br/>
He asked me: For what?<br/>
I replied: Sambhar Kaise Piyega?
    Seeing my friend eat dosa with a fork and knife, I passed him a straw.
    He asked me: For what?
    I replied: Sambhar Kaise Piyega?
  • Bar Maths:<br/>
80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born!
    Bar Maths:
    80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born!
  • When my dentist told me that his tank of nitrous oxide was leaking, we just laughed and laughed and laughed!
    When my dentist told me that his tank of nitrous oxide was leaking, we just laughed and laughed and laughed!
  • Every decision you made in your life has led you up to realise this moment.<br/>
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You made some poor choices!
    Every decision you made in your life has led you up to realise this moment.





    You made some poor choices!
  • So glad my face doesn't have a progress bar that shows how much I'm understanding what other people are saying!
    So glad my face doesn't have a progress bar that shows how much I'm understanding what other people are saying!
  • We are answerable to two persons - only Khud and Khuda!
    We are answerable to two persons - only Khud and Khuda!
  • The doctor advised my wife to lose the terrible body fat she's living with if she wants to be healthy & peaceful.<br/>
Now she's planning to divorce me!
    The doctor advised my wife to lose the terrible body fat she's living with if she wants to be healthy & peaceful.
    Now she's planning to divorce me!
  • Pickup line of 2020:<br/>
Are you India's GDP? Because I keep falling for you!
    Pickup line of 2020:
    Are you India's GDP? Because I keep falling for you!