|May Goddess Durga fulfill all your wishes and bless you with good health, success and happiness.|
Good wishes for a joyous Durga Puja!
|On her death bed, the last words that my grandmother told my grandfather were - "Honey, I'll see you in heaven!"|
Since then, he's been drinking alcohol, abusing people, kicking puppies and robbing stores every day!
|Punjab assembly should be dissolved immediately and elections should be announced at the earliest so that we can also avail of the free Corona vaccine offer!|
|Jab Tak Dawai Nahi, Tab Tak Dhilai Nahi;|
Lekin Jahan Jahan Election Hain, Wahan Yeh Apply Nahi!
#COVID19 #Vaccine #BiharElections
|Girls can apologize when they sneeze but not when they are wrong!|
|Garmi Toh Jaise -Taise Kat Gayi Lekin...|
Yeh Sabun, Paani and Sanitizer Wala Game Sardi Mein Bahut Mushkil Hone Wala Hai!
|For Halloween, I'm going to dress like a normal person without a mask, since that seems to scare the shit out of everyone!|
|People have so many good things to say about you.|
But the sad part is that you have to die first!
|May this Dussehra burn all the gloom and misery on Earth and bring you happiness and prosperity.|
|May Goddess Durga grant all your wishes and bless you with good health, success and happiness.|
Happy Durga Puja!