• May Goddess Durga fulfill all your wishes and bless you with good health, success and happiness.<br/>
Good wishes for a joyous Durga Puja!
    May Goddess Durga fulfill all your wishes and bless you with good health, success and happiness.
    Good wishes for a joyous Durga Puja!
  • On her death bed, the last words that my grandmother told my grandfather were - `Honey, I'll see you in heaven!`<br/>
Since then, he's been drinking alcohol, abusing people, kicking puppies and robbing stores every day!
    On her death bed, the last words that my grandmother told my grandfather were - "Honey, I'll see you in heaven!"
    Since then, he's been drinking alcohol, abusing people, kicking puppies and robbing stores every day!
  • Punjab assembly should be dissolved immediately and elections should be announced at the earliest so that we can also avail of the free Corona vaccine offer!<br/>
#ElectionPromiseBihar
    Punjab assembly should be dissolved immediately and elections should be announced at the earliest so that we can also avail of the free Corona vaccine offer!
    #ElectionPromiseBihar
  • Jab Tak Dawai Nahi, Tab Tak Dhilai Nahi;<br/>

Lekin Jahan Jahan Election Hain, Wahan Yeh Apply Nahi!<br/>
#COVID19 #Vaccine #BiharElections
    Jab Tak Dawai Nahi, Tab Tak Dhilai Nahi;
    Lekin Jahan Jahan Election Hain, Wahan Yeh Apply Nahi!
    #COVID19 #Vaccine #BiharElections
  • Girls can apologize when they sneeze but not when they are wrong!
    Girls can apologize when they sneeze but not when they are wrong!
  • Garmi Toh Jaise -Taise Kat Gayi Lekin...<br/>
Yeh Sabun, Paani and Sanitizer Wala Game Sardi Mein Bahut Mushkil Hone Wala Hai!
    Garmi Toh Jaise -Taise Kat Gayi Lekin...
    Yeh Sabun, Paani and Sanitizer Wala Game Sardi Mein Bahut Mushkil Hone Wala Hai!
  • For Halloween, I'm going to dress like a normal person without a mask, since that seems to scare the shit out of everyone!
    For Halloween, I'm going to dress like a normal person without a mask, since that seems to scare the shit out of everyone!
  • People have so many good things to say about you.<br/>
But the sad part is that you have to die first!
    People have so many good things to say about you.
    But the sad part is that you have to die first!
  • May this Dussehra burn all the gloom and misery on Earth and bring you happiness and prosperity.<br/>
Happy Dussehra!
    May this Dussehra burn all the gloom and misery on Earth and bring you happiness and prosperity.
    Happy Dussehra!
  • May Goddess Durga grant all your wishes and bless you with good health, success and happiness.<br/>
Happy Durga Puja!
    May Goddess Durga grant all your wishes and bless you with good health, success and happiness.
    Happy Durga Puja!