• Don't be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Don't be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams.
    Good Morning!
  • There has been at least one advantage of wearing masks that you don't get to smell the bad breath of some people!
    There has been at least one advantage of wearing masks that you don't get to smell the bad breath of some people!
  • Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?<br/>
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
    Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?
    Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
  • He promised her stars and moon.<br/>
They got married, she got pregnant. He named their son, 'Tara Chand'!
    He promised her stars and moon.
    They got married, she got pregnant. He named their son, 'Tara Chand'!
  • Issac Newton's laws are all faulty.<br/>
For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down!
    Issac Newton's laws are all faulty.
    For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down!
  • Indian Mom: Tumhein Pata Hai Tumhari Love Marriage Nahi Hogi?<br/>
Son: But why mom?<br/>
Indian Mom: Kyonki Main Hone Nahi Dungi!
    Indian Mom: Tumhein Pata Hai Tumhari Love Marriage Nahi Hogi?
    Son: But why mom?
    Indian Mom: Kyonki Main Hone Nahi Dungi!
  • Someone: Kitne Single Ho?<br/>
Boy: Gharwale Phone Check Karte Hain Toh Darr Nahi Lagta!
    Someone: Kitne Single Ho?
    Boy: Gharwale Phone Check Karte Hain Toh Darr Nahi Lagta!
  • There's a piece of good news I want to share with all of you.<br/>
Three more installments and I'll be able to fully pay off my credit card bill for the coffee I had from Starbucks in 2019!
    There's a piece of good news I want to share with all of you.
    Three more installments and I'll be able to fully pay off my credit card bill for the coffee I had from Starbucks in 2019!
  • We tried an experiment here in Texas. I asked my son to wear a Biden 2020 T-shirt to see how he gets treated.<br/>
He has been slapped twice, spit on 4 times and hit on the head with a beer bottle. Next step, we are going to send him outside and see how strangers react!
    We tried an experiment here in Texas. I asked my son to wear a Biden 2020 T-shirt to see how he gets treated.
    He has been slapped twice, spit on 4 times and hit on the head with a beer bottle. Next step, we are going to send him outside and see how strangers react!
  • Let us come together and celebrate the victory of good over evil.<br/>
Let us make this day even more special by removing the negative powers from our lives.<br/>
A very Happy Dussehra to you!
    Let us come together and celebrate the victory of good over evil.
    Let us make this day even more special by removing the negative powers from our lives.
    A very Happy Dussehra to you!