|Don't be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams.|
|There has been at least one advantage of wearing masks that you don't get to smell the bad breath of some people!|
|Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?|
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
|He promised her stars and moon.|
They got married, she got pregnant. He named their son, 'Tara Chand'!
|Issac Newton's laws are all faulty.|
For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down!
|Indian Mom: Tumhein Pata Hai Tumhari Love Marriage Nahi Hogi?|
Son: But why mom?
Indian Mom: Kyonki Main Hone Nahi Dungi!
|Someone: Kitne Single Ho?|
Boy: Gharwale Phone Check Karte Hain Toh Darr Nahi Lagta!
|There's a piece of good news I want to share with all of you.|
Three more installments and I'll be able to fully pay off my credit card bill for the coffee I had from Starbucks in 2019!
|We tried an experiment here in Texas. I asked my son to wear a Biden 2020 T-shirt to see how he gets treated.|
He has been slapped twice, spit on 4 times and hit on the head with a beer bottle. Next step, we are going to send him outside and see how strangers react!
|Let us come together and celebrate the victory of good over evil.|
Let us make this day even more special by removing the negative powers from our lives.
A very Happy Dussehra to you!