• Santa: After our marriage, my wife taught me the business.</br>
Banta: What business?</br>
Santa: To mind my own business!
    Santa: After our marriage, my wife taught me the business.
    Banta: What business?
    Santa: To mind my own business!
  • My wife asked me to do that thing she likes tonight.</br>
So I'll be cleaning both bathrooms and ordering her take-out!
    My wife asked me to do that thing she likes tonight.
    So I'll be cleaning both bathrooms and ordering her take-out!
  • A Punjabi kid asked his mother, `How do you say please?`</br>
Mother: We don't use that word!
    A Punjabi kid asked his mother, "How do you say please?"
    Mother: We don't use that word!
  • Fuel prices in India are so high that even stray dogs have stopped running after passing cars.</br>
What will they do with it if they catch it? Can't afford to drive it now!
    Fuel prices in India are so high that even stray dogs have stopped running after passing cars.
    What will they do with it if they catch it? Can't afford to drive it now!
  • Don't believe the stereotype that women with cats are crazy.</br>
That's not true, all women are crazy!
    Don't believe the stereotype that women with cats are crazy.
    That's not true, all women are crazy!
  • I get ignored so much...</br>
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that my name should be Terms & Conditions!
    I get ignored so much...
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    .
    that my name should be Terms & Conditions!
  • I am so middle class, I believe expired sanitizers kill more germs!
    I am so middle class, I believe expired sanitizers kill more germs!
  • Your funeral would be the only thing you attend and miss at the same time!
    Your funeral would be the only thing you attend and miss at the same time!
  • Like the sunlight slowly fades the night's darkness away, may all your troubles be gone by the love of God.</br>
Good morning and have a blissful day!
    Like the sunlight slowly fades the night's darkness away, may all your troubles be gone by the love of God.
    Good morning and have a blissful day!
  • Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband.</br>
Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine!
    Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband.
    Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine!