|Every day the sun rises to give us a message that darkness will not stay forever. It will be beaten by the light.|
So don't be disheartened. This pandemic will get over and there will be new horizons.
Wish you all a very happy and safe Dusshera!
|Life is not easy:|
Zyada Baat Karo Toh 'Cheap'.
Kam Baat Karo Toh 'Attitude'.
Bas Kaam ki Baat Karo Toh 'Matlabi'!
|Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket?|
Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat!
|Almost a century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly...|
and as you can see, they were Wright!
|Wife: Why do you hate my relatives so much?|
Husband: No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine!
|Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence; And Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience!|
|I know several jokes in sign language.|
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them!
|The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.|
It was quite the oar deal!
|There's not enough difference between an official meeting and a Daaru Party:|
1. Shall we start?
2. Is everyone here?
3. The quarter is not good.
4. We need strong Pillars (For The Company).
5. It's not getting up (Graph).
6. What we get is just Peanuts (Salary & Increments).
7. I will drive this initiative.
1. Bhai Shuru Kar?
2. Sab Aa Gaye Na?
3. Quarter Mein Mazaa Nahi Aa Raha.
4. Bhai Khamba Chahiye.
5. Yaar Chadh Nahi Rahi.
6. Bhai Bas Moongfali Mili Hai (Chakhna).
7. Gaadi Tera Bhai Chalaayega.
|What are the ghosts' favourite pants to wear?|