• I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!
    I witnessed a miracle today. My wife put her hand in her purse and was able to find her car keys on the very first attempt!
  • Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost.</br></br>

That explains everything!
    Just came to know that my wife was the captain of her college's debate team and her team never ever lost.

    That explains everything!
  • My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!
    My wife doesn't like Alexa because Alexa listens to what I say!
  • Self-confidence is trusting yourself to eat tomato soup in a white shirt!
    Self-confidence is trusting yourself to eat tomato soup in a white shirt!
  • There are kids being born who will grow up thinking the Amazon rainforest is owned by the company!
    There are kids being born who will grow up thinking the Amazon rainforest is owned by the company!
  • There are two sides to every story and women are always right in both of them!
    There are two sides to every story and women are always right in both of them!
  • Sometimes I post sh*t.</br>
Just to see whose head explodes!
    Sometimes I post sh*t.
    Just to see whose head explodes!
  • I asked my Guru, `Which is more important, the journey or the destination?`</br>
He replied, `The Company`!
    I asked my Guru, "Which is more important, the journey or the destination?"
    He replied, "The Company"!
  • Things to remember:</br>
You don't have to be perfect.</br>
Having a bad day is OK.</br>
Small steps are also progressing.</br>
Asking for help is strength.</br>
People love and appreciate you.
    Things to remember:
    You don't have to be perfect.
    Having a bad day is OK.
    Small steps are also progressing.
    Asking for help is strength.
    People love and appreciate you.
  • On her birthday wife wanted me to take her to someplace expensive. So I took her to the petrol pump!
    On her birthday wife wanted me to take her to someplace expensive. So I took her to the petrol pump!