• They choose the Pope for life.<br/>
They choose Putin for 4 years.<br/>
Putin has already met three Popes!
    They choose the Pope for life.
    They choose Putin for 4 years.
    Putin has already met three Popes!
  • Father, all day I hear a voice telling me that what I have to do. Do you think I am possessed by the devil?<br/>
No son, you are married!
    Father, all day I hear a voice telling me that what I have to do. Do you think I am possessed by the devil?
    No son, you are married!
  • If singing to your plants will help them grow, that shows why the forest loves its birds!
    If singing to your plants will help them grow, that shows why the forest loves its birds!
  • Your boyfriend is possessive because he knows...<br/>
Yeh Toh Kisi Se Bhi Patt Jayegi!
    Your boyfriend is possessive because he knows...
    Yeh Toh Kisi Se Bhi Patt Jayegi!
  • I missed the alarm and couldn't go to the gym today.<br/>
That's 10 years in a row now!
    I missed the alarm and couldn't go to the gym today.
    That's 10 years in a row now!
  • Every husband reaches that stage in his life that's referred to as the `Wonder Years` where he has no idea what's happening in his life and wonders why his wife's mad at him!
    Every husband reaches that stage in his life that's referred to as the `Wonder Years` where he has no idea what's happening in his life and wonders why his wife's mad at him!
  • I am not good at push-ups or sit-ups, but f**k ups!
    I am not good at push-ups or sit-ups, but f**k ups!
  • This is for all Punjabis.<br/>
Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun?<br/>
Punjabi: Haan.<br/>
Chai Wala: Elaichi?<br/>
Punjabi: Haan.<br/>
Chai Wala: Laung?<br/>
Punjabi: Haan.<br/>
Chai Wala: Daalcheeni?<br/>
Punjabi: Haan...  Oye Kanjara Agar Inni Mehnat Kar Hi Reha Hai Ta Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!
    This is for all Punjabis.
    Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun?
    Punjabi: Haan.
    Chai Wala: Elaichi?
    Punjabi: Haan.
    Chai Wala: Laung?
    Punjabi: Haan.
    Chai Wala: Daalcheeni?
    Punjabi: Haan... Oye Kanjara Agar Inni Mehnat Kar Hi Reha Hai Ta Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!
  • The Flat Earth Society is reporting that the 6-foot social distancing measures are pushing some of their members over the edge!
    The Flat Earth Society is reporting that the 6-foot social distancing measures are pushing some of their members over the edge!
  • I overthink.<br/>
I over love.<br/>
I over care.<br/>
In fact, I get too angry but all these mood swings are not for everyone.<br/>
These are just for you. You are the most important piece of my heart. You matter a lot to me. You are the most special person in my life!
    I overthink.
    I over love.
    I over care.
    In fact, I get too angry but all these mood swings are not for everyone.
    These are just for you. You are the most important piece of my heart. You matter a lot to me. You are the most special person in my life!