|They choose the Pope for life.|
They choose Putin for 4 years.
Putin has already met three Popes!
|Father, all day I hear a voice telling me that what I have to do. Do you think I am possessed by the devil?|
No son, you are married!
|If singing to your plants will help them grow, that shows why the forest loves its birds!|
|Your boyfriend is possessive because he knows...|
Yeh Toh Kisi Se Bhi Patt Jayegi!
|I missed the alarm and couldn't go to the gym today.|
That's 10 years in a row now!
|Every husband reaches that stage in his life that's referred to as the `Wonder Years` where he has no idea what's happening in his life and wonders why his wife's mad at him!|
|I am not good at push-ups or sit-ups, but f**k ups!|
|This is for all Punjabis.|
Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun?
Chai Wala: Elaichi?
Chai Wala: Laung?
Chai Wala: Daalcheeni?
Punjabi: Haan... Oye Kanjara Agar Inni Mehnat Kar Hi Reha Hai Ta Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!
|The Flat Earth Society is reporting that the 6-foot social distancing measures are pushing some of their members over the edge!|
I over love.
I over care.
In fact, I get too angry but all these mood swings are not for everyone.
These are just for you. You are the most important piece of my heart. You matter a lot to me. You are the most special person in my life!