|Maut Ke Baad Char Log Aate Hain Kandha Dene;|
Zinda Rehte Aate To Ek Hi Kaafi Tha!
|Like the bright flowers of Pookalam, may your life be filled with bright and beautiful colours. Like the boat races of Onam, may you reach your destination with full determination. Like the elaborate feast of Onam Sadhya, may you enjoy good food every day.|
Wish you a very Happy Onam!
|Wishing you a life as colourful as Pookalam, as festive as this Onam festival, and as prosperous as the bountiful harvest.|
Happy Onam to you!
|Sometimes we have a lot to say, a lot to ask, a lot to talk about.|
But all we say is Good Night!
|The past is to prove that no one is perfect and the future is to prove that everyone can change.|
|Ancient man: I invented the wheel. It'll help mankind to progress. I'm so proud.|
Ancient man's mother-in-law: I should have asked my daughter to marry that John, he just invented fire!
|Marry someone who can cook.|
Looks go away, hunger does not!
|With all my aches and pains, I am afraid I have that Chinese disease...|
"Yung No Mo"!
|Any man who asks a woman `What's wrong?` and expects her to tell him what exactly is wrong, doesn't really understand how women work!|
|I guess a lot of men have this kind of life:|
A dog that adores him;
A cat that ignores him;
A wife that abhors him;
And a drink that restores him!