• Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.
    Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Sex
  • A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
    A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • If you get drunk, don't worry... I'll let my sex drive.
    If you get drunk, don't worry... I'll let my sex drive.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
    Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Sleeping naked is all fun and games til your alarm doesn't wake you up so your parents have to.
    Sleeping naked is all fun and games til your alarm doesn't wake you up so your parents have to.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.
    It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?
    If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Roses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny!
    Roses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny!
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Flirting is cheating without the sex.
    Flirting is cheating without the sex.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • I used to be called a good girl. That never happens anymore. It's just a little hard to be a good girl when dating a bad boy.
    I used to be called a good girl. That never happens anymore. It's just a little hard to be a good girl when dating a bad boy.
    ~ Author Unknown