|Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men.|
Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job?
|In a British bar, a short discussion on arranged marriage took place as follows:|
English Man: How could you marry a woman before knowing her?
Indian Man: How could you marry a woman after knowing her?
End of the discussion!
|The gardening season is off to a great start. I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably!|
|A boss forwarded an email to his secretary and asked her to inquire whether it is from his lawyer or tailor. The email reads:|
SUIT IS READY, TRIAL ON MONDAY!v
|Having practiced lethargy for 52 weeks I'm ready to audition for...|
|Once upon a time, I used to find Board Exams difficult, now the Board finds it difficult to hold Exams!|
|As soon as I got fully motivated to join the gym, Government shuts it down again!|
|I have just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax!|
|Remember, gifting yourself a good night's sleep is an act of self-love.|
|Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one?|
Santa: Why would I want two empty?