|I begin every day by looking at my wife's beautiful eyes and telling her that she's right and I'm sorry!|
|Some women play hard to get, but most of them play hard to understand!|
|My wife isn't always right. But when she is, it's usually all the time!|
|"Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?"|
"This is Alexa!"
|It's 5 in the morning. Doorbell rings.|
"Main Hoon Dawn"!
Tussi Ja Rahe Ho?
Tussi Bhaad Mein Jao!
|My body is like a temple.|
It accepts all kinds of sweets!
|Disliking 2020 is understandable but keeping huge expectations from 2021 is foolishness!|
|Two Marathi moms had a fight.|
It was an Aai for an Aai!
|In this lockdown phase, everybody is worried about children missing their childhood.|
What about adults missing their adultery!