• Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men.<br/>
Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job?
    Interviewer: We are looking for someone who can do the work of two men.
    Female Candidate: Oh, so it's only a Part-Time job?
  • In a British bar, a short discussion on arranged marriage took place as follows:<br/>
English Man: How could you marry a woman before knowing her?<br/>
Indian Man: How could you marry a woman after knowing her?<br/>
End of the discussion!
    In a British bar, a short discussion on arranged marriage took place as follows:
    English Man: How could you marry a woman before knowing her?
    Indian Man: How could you marry a woman after knowing her?
    End of the discussion!
  • The gardening season is off to a great start. I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably!
    The gardening season is off to a great start. I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably!
  • A boss forwarded an email to his secretary and asked her to inquire whether it is from his lawyer or tailor. The email reads:<br/>
SUIT IS READY, TRIAL ON MONDAY!v
    A boss forwarded an email to his secretary and asked her to inquire whether it is from his lawyer or tailor. The email reads:
    SUIT IS READY, TRIAL ON MONDAY!v
  • Having practiced lethargy for 52 weeks I'm ready to audition for...<br/>
`INDIAN IDLE`!
    Having practiced lethargy for 52 weeks I'm ready to audition for...
    "INDIAN IDLE"!
  • Once upon a time, I used to find Board Exams difficult, now the Board finds it difficult to hold Exams!
    Once upon a time, I used to find Board Exams difficult, now the Board finds it difficult to hold Exams!
  • As soon as I got fully motivated to join the gym, Government shuts it down again!
    As soon as I got fully motivated to join the gym, Government shuts it down again!
  • I have just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax!
    I have just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax!
  • Remember, gifting yourself a good night's sleep is an act of self-love.<br/>
Good Night!
    Remember, gifting yourself a good night's sleep is an act of self-love.
    Good Night!
  • Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one?<br/>
Santa: Why would I want two empty?
    Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one?
    Santa: Why would I want two empty?