• I begin every day by looking at my wife's beautiful eyes and telling her that she's right and I'm sorry!
    I begin every day by looking at my wife's beautiful eyes and telling her that she's right and I'm sorry!
  • Some women play hard to get, but most of them play hard to understand!
    Some women play hard to get, but most of them play hard to understand!
  • My wife isn't always right. But when she is, it's usually all the time!
    My wife isn't always right. But when she is, it's usually all the time!
  • `Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?`<br/>
`This is Alexa!`
    "Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?"
    "This is Alexa!"
  • It's 5 in the morning. Doorbell rings.<br/>
`Kaun Hai?`<br/>
`Main Hoon Dawn`!
    It's 5 in the morning. Doorbell rings.
    "Kaun Hai?"
    "Main Hoon Dawn"!
  • 2020<br/>
Tussi Ja Rahe Ho?<br/>
Tussi Bhaad Mein Jao!
    2020
    Tussi Ja Rahe Ho?
    Tussi Bhaad Mein Jao!
  • My body is like a temple.<br/>
It accepts all kinds of sweets!
    My body is like a temple.
    It accepts all kinds of sweets!
  • Disliking 2020 is understandable but keeping huge expectations from 2021 is foolishness!
    Disliking 2020 is understandable but keeping huge expectations from 2021 is foolishness!
  • Two Marathi moms had a fight.<br/>
It was an Aai for an Aai!
    Two Marathi moms had a fight.
    It was an Aai for an Aai!
  • In this lockdown phase, everybody is worried about children missing their childhood.<br/>
What about adults missing their adultery!<br/>
#COVID-19 #Lockdown
    In this lockdown phase, everybody is worried about children missing their childhood.
    What about adults missing their adultery!
    #COVID-19 #Lockdown