• Wife: I got you these flowers to show you how I feel about you.</br>
Husband: Thanks, but I'm allergic to flowers.
Wife: That's the point!
    Wife: I got you these flowers to show you how I feel about you.
    Husband: Thanks, but I'm allergic to flowers. Wife: That's the point!
  • Teacher: What do you call a short mother?</br>
Kid: A minimum!
    Teacher: What do you call a short mother?
    Kid: A minimum!
  • COWIN overtakes TINDER to become the hardest app to get a date on!
    COWIN overtakes TINDER to become the hardest app to get a date on!
  • My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met.</br>
I'm not buying it!
    My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met.
    I'm not buying it!
  • What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?</br>
You hit rock bottom!
    What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?
    You hit rock bottom!
  • I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted!
    I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted!
  • Sometimes best friends have conversations that are hard to understand by other people!
    Sometimes best friends have conversations that are hard to understand by other people!
  • Somebody is afraid that God is watching and somebody is confident that, God is watching!
    Somebody is afraid that God is watching and somebody is confident that, God is watching!
  • Warning:</br>
Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it!
    Warning:
    Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it!
  • I joined the Army so that I could run away from my studies.</br>
Later I realised I was running also and studying also!
    I joined the Army so that I could run away from my studies.
    Later I realised I was running also and studying also!