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In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too! -
It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop! -
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already! -
Utna Hi Lena Glass Mein, Ki Gharwale Na Nikle Tumhari Talaash Mein! Happy Holi! -
Bhakt: Baba, Vishwas Aur Andh Vishwas Mein Kya Farak Hai? Baba: Jisne Daaru Di Woh Namkeen Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Vishwas. Lekin Jisne Namkeen Diya Woh Daaru Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Andh Vishwas! -
There are five types of alcoholics: 1) Who suffer from memory loss, after drinking. 2) ... sorry I forgot! -
The wife saw the fridge, full of Kingfisher beer bottles, kept by her husband. She asked: "What is this for?" Husband's humble answer: "I'm doing what the banks and the govt, could not do... freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya! After freezing I will also liquidate these assets. -
My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist! -
Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H2O. The other says, "I'll have H2O too." The second man dies! -
For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold...
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Whiskey Goli Lo!