• In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!
    In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!
  • It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop!
    It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop!
  • I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
    I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
  • Utna Hi Lena Glass Mein,</br>
Ki Gharwale Na Nikle Tumhari Talaash Mein!</br>
Happy Holi!
    Utna Hi Lena Glass Mein,
    Ki Gharwale Na Nikle Tumhari Talaash Mein!
    Happy Holi!
  • Bhakt: Baba, Vishwas Aur Andh Vishwas Mein Kya Farak Hai?</br>
Baba: Jisne Daaru Di Woh Namkeen Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Vishwas. Lekin Jisne Namkeen Diya Woh Daaru Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Andh Vishwas!
    Bhakt: Baba, Vishwas Aur Andh Vishwas Mein Kya Farak Hai?
    Baba: Jisne Daaru Di Woh Namkeen Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Vishwas. Lekin Jisne Namkeen Diya Woh Daaru Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Andh Vishwas!
  • There are five types of alcoholics:</br></br>

1) Who suffer from memory loss, after drinking.</br>
2) ... sorry I forgot!
    There are five types of alcoholics:

    1) Who suffer from memory loss, after drinking.
    2) ... sorry I forgot!
  • The wife saw the fridge, full of Kingfisher beer bottles, kept by her husband.</br>
She asked: `What is this for?`</br>
Husband's humble answer: `I'm doing what the banks and the govt, could not do... freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!</br>
After freezing I will also liquidate these assets.
    The wife saw the fridge, full of Kingfisher beer bottles, kept by her husband.
    She asked: "What is this for?"
    Husband's humble answer: "I'm doing what the banks and the govt, could not do... freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!
    After freezing I will also liquidate these assets.
  • My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty.</br>
I said because she is a pessimist!
    My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty.
    I said because she is a pessimist!
  • Two men walk into a bar.</br>
One man orders H2O. The other says, `I'll have H2O too.`</br>
The second man dies!
    Two men walk into a bar.
    One man orders H2O. The other says, "I'll have H2O too."
    The second man dies!
  • For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold...<br/>
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Whiskey Goli Lo!
    For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold...
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    Whiskey Goli Lo!