• For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold...<br/>
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Whiskey Goli Lo!
    For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold...
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    Whiskey Goli Lo!
  • Me: I'll never make that mistake again.<br/>
Whisky: Yes you will!
    Me: I'll never make that mistake again.
    Whisky: Yes you will!
  • Three scariest things to see in the morning after spending the previous night drunk:<br/><br/>

1) Your face<br/>
2) Your wallet<br/>
3) List of outgoing calls/texts
    Three scariest things to see in the morning after spending the previous night drunk:

    1) Your face
    2) Your wallet
    3) List of outgoing calls/texts
  • If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol!
    If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol!
  • My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol!
    My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol!
  • Whisky is the answer...<br/>
and I don't remember the question!
    Whisky is the answer...
    and I don't remember the question!
  • Thought of the day:<br/>
'Good Friends are bad for lever!'
    Thought of the day:
    'Good Friends are bad for lever!'
  • Alcohol is just a name;<br/>
Daaru is an emotion!
    Alcohol is just a name;
    Daaru is an emotion!
  • I finally quit drinking for good.<br/>
Now I drink for evil!
    I finally quit drinking for good.
    Now I drink for evil!
  • Corn makes whisky.<br/>
Wheat makes beer.<br/>
Grapes make wine.<br/>
Potatoes make vodka.<br/>
Can't get drunk without farmers!
    Corn makes whisky.
    Wheat makes beer.
    Grapes make wine.
    Potatoes make vodka.
    Can't get drunk without farmers!