|For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold...|
Whiskey Goli Lo!
|Me: I'll never make that mistake again.|
Whisky: Yes you will!
|Three scariest things to see in the morning after spending the previous night drunk:|
1) Your face
2) Your wallet
3) List of outgoing calls/texts
|If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol!|
|My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol!|
|Whisky is the answer...|
and I don't remember the question!
|Thought of the day:|
'Good Friends are bad for lever!'
|Alcohol is just a name;|
Daaru is an emotion!
|I finally quit drinking for good.|
Now I drink for evil!
|Corn makes whisky.|
Wheat makes beer.
Grapes make wine.
Potatoes make vodka.
Can't get drunk without farmers!