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For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold...
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Whiskey Goli Lo! -
Me: I'll never make that mistake again.
Whisky: Yes you will! -
Three scariest things to see in the morning after spending the previous night drunk:
1) Your face
2) Your wallet
3) List of outgoing calls/texts -
If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol! -
My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol! -
Whisky is the answer...
and I don't remember the question! -
Thought of the day:
'Good Friends are bad for lever!' -
Alcohol is just a name;
Daaru is an emotion! -
I finally quit drinking for good.
Now I drink for evil! -
Corn makes whisky.
Wheat makes beer.
Grapes make wine.
Potatoes make vodka.
Can't get drunk without farmers!