|Man: Doctor, my wife is moody all the time, gets angry at me for no reason and never agrees with whatever I say. What could be wrong? Doctor: Everything appears to be normal, so what's your question?|
|Women have proved that a courageous and confident woman is much more powerful than an armed woman. A toast to all the brave women on this Women's Day!|
|Enjoy this day as it is solely for you. We are glad to have you all beautiful and strong women with us. Happy Women's Day to all the wonderful ladies!|
|You are beautiful inside out, and this is what makes you the best creation of God. Happy Women's Day!|
|She is a believer, she is a doer, she is an achiever. She is a woman, she is 'You'. Happy Women's Day!|
|Santa: After our marriage, my wife taught me the business. Banta: What business? Santa: To mind my own business!|
|Don't believe the stereotype that women with cats are crazy. That's not true, all women are crazy!|
|There are two sides to every story and women are always right in both of them!|
|Teacher: What is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals? Pappu: Mmmm... Teacher: Well done boy!|
|Santa: My wife calls me iPhone.|
Banta: Because you're classy?
Santa: No, because I simply lose energy without doing anything!