|Banta: I can't go home at night after partying with friends. My wife stays up & fights with me for being drunk.|
Santa: Do what I do. Once I reach home, I just slam the door & shout `Honey, are you awake? I'm in the mood for some action`. She indifferently pretends to be asleep!
|Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends.|
Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband. Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night!
|Boy: What do you think about our love?|
Girl: Count the stars in the sky.
Boy: Aww... it's infinity!
Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time!
|Girls can finish a novel in a day,|
but can't read your message!
|Colleague: Can you recommend something for constant headaches?|
Santa: Have you tried marriage?
Men are like roses, you need to watch out for the pricks before you choose one!
|Pappu: Why is 1st April celebrated as Fools Day?|
Santa: Because after paying all the taxes up to 31st March, we start working for the government again from 1st April!
|Teacher: What is the difference between 'Science' and 'Art'? Pappu: There is no medicine for Corona, as of now, that is Science. Hospitals are charging lakhs for the treatment of Corona even though there is no medicine. This is an Art!|
|Jeeto: You're a star. Santa: Wow, because I'm awesome? Jeeto: No, it's because I want you to be a million light-years away from me!|
|Police Officer: Do you realize how dangerously your car was swerving between the lanes? Santa: Sorry officer, but I'm terribly drunk. Police Officer: But that's not an excuse to let your wife drive!|