|Punjab to enforce strict lockdown on weekends (Saturday and Sunday) is like, "Baby, Upar Upar Se Kar Lo"! #PunjabLockdown|
|Coronavirus has established a connection between Nasal Cavity and the Anus.|
Moment one sneezes Sabki Gaand Phatne Lagti Hai!
|Masks are going to be just like condoms.|
You don't like wearing them, but you keep one on you just in case they don't let you in without one!
|Masks are apparently the new bra.|
They are uncomfortable, you only wear them in public and when you don't wear one everyone notices!
|Did you know that 'Bat Soup' is a million time stronger than Viagra?|
You drink a plate and fuck the whole world!
|Chinese Govt. released the name of the citizen of Wuhan who was the first carrier of the virus.|
His name is Lay Lee Sub Kee!
|Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake!|
|Corona Virus Stages in India:|
Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain
Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta
Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai
Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude
Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le!
|The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought!|
|All those people resorting to panic buying:|
Make sure you stock up condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots!