• Punjab to enforce strict lockdown on weekends (Saturday and Sunday) is like, `Baby, Upar Upar Se Kar Lo`!
#PunjabLockdown
    Punjab to enforce strict lockdown on weekends (Saturday and Sunday) is like, "Baby, Upar Upar Se Kar Lo"! #PunjabLockdown
  • Coronavirus has established a connection between Nasal Cavity and the Anus.<br/>
Moment one sneezes Sabki Gaand Phatne Lagti Hai!
    Coronavirus has established a connection between Nasal Cavity and the Anus.
    Moment one sneezes Sabki Gaand Phatne Lagti Hai!
  • Masks are going to be just like condoms.<br/>
You don't like wearing them, but you keep one on you just in case they don't let you in without one!
    Masks are going to be just like condoms.
    You don't like wearing them, but you keep one on you just in case they don't let you in without one!
  • Masks are apparently the new bra.<br/>
They are uncomfortable, you only wear them in public and when you don't wear one everyone notices!
    Masks are apparently the new bra.
    They are uncomfortable, you only wear them in public and when you don't wear one everyone notices!
  • Did you know that 'Bat Soup' is a million time stronger than Viagra?<br/>
You drink a plate and fuck the whole world!
    Did you know that 'Bat Soup' is a million time stronger than Viagra?
    You drink a plate and fuck the whole world!
  • Chinese Govt. released the name of the citizen of Wuhan who was the first carrier of the virus.<br/>
His name is Lay Lee Sub Kee!
    Chinese Govt. released the name of the citizen of Wuhan who was the first carrier of the virus.
    His name is Lay Lee Sub Kee!
  • Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake!<br/>
#Covid-19 #Coronavirus
    Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake!
    #Covid-19 #Coronavirus
  • Corona Virus Stages in India:<br/><br/>

Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain<br/>
Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta<br/>
Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai<br/>
Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude<br/>
Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le!
    Corona Virus Stages in India:

    Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain
    Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta
    Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai
    Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude
    Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le!
  • The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought!
    The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought!
  • All those people resorting to panic buying:<br/>
Make sure you stock up condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots!<br/>
#Covid_19 #Coronavirus
    All those people resorting to panic buying:
    Make sure you stock up condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots!
    #Covid_19 #Coronavirus