• Man: Doctor, my wife is moody all the time, gets angry at me for no reason and never agrees with whatever I say. What could be wrong?</br>
Doctor: Everything appears to be normal, so what's your question?
    Man: Doctor, my wife is moody all the time, gets angry at me for no reason and never agrees with whatever I say. What could be wrong?
    Doctor: Everything appears to be normal, so what's your question?
  • 
Doctor: Depressed because your girlfriend dumped you? Take this tablet, drink a lot of water, sleep well & you'll be fine in the morning.</br>
Bartender: Depressed because your girlfriend dumped you? Drink these shots, call her, tell her to buzz off & you'll be fine in the morning.</br>
Choose Wisely!
    Doctor: Depressed because your girlfriend dumped you? Take this tablet, drink a lot of water, sleep well & you'll be fine in the morning.
    Bartender: Depressed because your girlfriend dumped you? Drink these shots, call her, tell her to buzz off & you'll be fine in the morning.
    Choose Wisely!
  • Doctors life goals:</br>
1. Become a doctor</br>
2. Marry a doctor</br>
3. Make your kids doctor</br>
4. Get them married to a doctor</br></br>

Engineer life goals:</br>
1. Study engineering</br>
2.Tell your siblings not to study engg.</br>
3. Tell everyone not to study engg.</br>
4. Die watching everyone choosing engg.
    Doctors life goals:
    1. Become a doctor
    2. Marry a doctor
    3. Make your kids doctor
    4. Get them married to a doctor

    Engineer life goals:
    1. Study engineering
    2.Tell your siblings not to study engg.
    3. Tell everyone not to study engg.
    4. Die watching everyone choosing engg.
  • Doctor: You're so sick.<br/>
Me: But you haven't examined me yet.<br/>
Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts!
    Doctor: You're so sick.
    Me: But you haven't examined me yet.
    Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts!
  • When my dentist told me that his tank of nitrous oxide was leaking, we just laughed and laughed and laughed!
    When my dentist told me that his tank of nitrous oxide was leaking, we just laughed and laughed and laughed!
  • Patient: Doctor, when do you think COVID-19 will be over?<br/>
Doctor: I don't know, I am not much into politics!
    Patient: Doctor, when do you think COVID-19 will be over?
    Doctor: I don't know, I am not much into politics!
  • Doctor: You are hot.<br/>
Girl: Oh, thank you!<br/>
Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban!
    Doctor: You are hot.
    Girl: Oh, thank you!
    Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban!
  • Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results!
    Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results!
  • I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation...<br/>
So he offered to touch-up my X-rays!
    I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation...
    So he offered to touch-up my X-rays!
  • Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.<br/>
Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.<br/>
Doctor: Exactly!
    Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.
    Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.
    Doctor: Exactly!