Man: Doctor, my wife is moody all the time, gets angry at me for no reason and never agrees with whatever I say. What could be wrong? Doctor: Everything appears to be normal, so what's your question? |
Doctor: Depressed because your girlfriend dumped you? Take this tablet, drink a lot of water, sleep well & you'll be fine in the morning. Bartender: Depressed because your girlfriend dumped you? Drink these shots, call her, tell her to buzz off & you'll be fine in the morning. Choose Wisely! |
Doctors life goals: 1. Become a doctor 2. Marry a doctor 3. Make your kids doctor 4. Get them married to a doctor Engineer life goals: 1. Study engineering 2.Tell your siblings not to study engg. 3. Tell everyone not to study engg. 4. Die watching everyone choosing engg. |
Doctor: You're so sick. Me: But you haven't examined me yet. Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts! |
When my dentist told me that his tank of nitrous oxide was leaking, we just laughed and laughed and laughed! |
Patient: Doctor, when do you think COVID-19 will be over? Doctor: I don't know, I am not much into politics! |
Doctor: You are hot. Girl: Oh, thank you! Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban! |
Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results! |
I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation... So he offered to touch-up my X-rays! |
Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again. Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years. Doctor: Exactly! |