• Doctor: You're so sick.<br/>
Me: But you haven't examined me yet.<br/>
Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts!
    Doctor: You're so sick.
    Me: But you haven't examined me yet.
    Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts!
  • When my dentist told me that his tank of nitrous oxide was leaking, we just laughed and laughed and laughed!
    When my dentist told me that his tank of nitrous oxide was leaking, we just laughed and laughed and laughed!
  • Patient: Doctor, when do you think COVID-19 will be over?<br/>
Doctor: I don't know, I am not much into politics!
    Patient: Doctor, when do you think COVID-19 will be over?
    Doctor: I don't know, I am not much into politics!
  • Doctor: You are hot.<br/>
Girl: Oh, thank you!<br/>
Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban!
    Doctor: You are hot.
    Girl: Oh, thank you!
    Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban!
  • Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results!
    Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results!
  • I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation...<br/>
So he offered to touch-up my X-rays!
    I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation...
    So he offered to touch-up my X-rays!
  • Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.<br/>
Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.<br/>
Doctor: Exactly!
    Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.
    Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.
    Doctor: Exactly!
  • It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way!
    It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way!
  • One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients...<br/>
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    One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients...
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  • Patient: Doctor, what happens after we die?<br/>
Doctor: We clean the bed and admit a new patient!
    Patient: Doctor, what happens after we die?
    Doctor: We clean the bed and admit a new patient!