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Doctor: You're so sick.
Me: But you haven't examined me yet.
Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts! -
When my dentist told me that his tank of nitrous oxide was leaking, we just laughed and laughed and laughed! -
Patient: Doctor, when do you think COVID-19 will be over?
Doctor: I don't know, I am not much into politics! -
Doctor: You are hot.
Girl: Oh, thank you!
Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban! -
Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results! -
I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation...
So he offered to touch-up my X-rays! -
Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.
Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.
Doctor: Exactly! -
It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way! -
One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients...
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Patient: Doctor, what happens after we die?
Doctor: We clean the bed and admit a new patient!