|This year stings like|
Do Hazaar Bees!
|A person faints at a restaurant:|
Manager: Do we have any Doctor here?
Man: I'm a CA.
Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana!
|My ex-girlfriend came up last night.|
I don't know how she escaped the basement I keep her in!
|Learned about the issues with speeding, the worst was today and I'll never repeat it.|
No, there wasn't any accident or traffic fines, it's just that I reached my office 30 minutes early!
|On her death bed, the last words that my grandmother told my grandfather were - "Honey, I'll see you in heaven!"|
Since then, he's been drinking alcohol, abusing people, kicking puppies and robbing stores every day!
|Garmi Toh Jaise -Taise Kat Gayi Lekin...|
Yeh Sabun, Paani and Sanitizer Wala Game Sardi Mein Bahut Mushkil Hone Wala Hai!
|For Halloween, I'm going to dress like a normal person without a mask, since that seems to scare the shit out of everyone!|
|People have so many good things to say about you.|
But the sad part is that you have to die first!
|There has been at least one advantage of wearing masks that you don't get to smell the bad breath of some people!|
|He promised her stars and moon.|
They got married, she got pregnant. He named their son, 'Tara Chand'!