• This year stings like<br/>
Do Hazaar Bees!
    This year stings like
    Do Hazaar Bees!
  • A person faints at a restaurant:<br/>
Manager: Do we have any Doctor here?<br/>
Man: I'm a CA.<br/>
Manager: What?<br/>
Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana!
    A person faints at a restaurant:
    Manager: Do we have any Doctor here?
    Man: I'm a CA.
    Manager: What?
    Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana!
  • My ex-girlfriend came up last night.<br/>
I don't know how she escaped the basement I keep her in!
    My ex-girlfriend came up last night.
    I don't know how she escaped the basement I keep her in!
  • Learned about the issues with speeding, the worst was today and I'll never repeat it.<br/>
No, there wasn't any accident or traffic fines, it's just that I reached my office 30 minutes early!
    Learned about the issues with speeding, the worst was today and I'll never repeat it.
    No, there wasn't any accident or traffic fines, it's just that I reached my office 30 minutes early!
  • On her death bed, the last words that my grandmother told my grandfather were - `Honey, I'll see you in heaven!`<br/>
Since then, he's been drinking alcohol, abusing people, kicking puppies and robbing stores every day!
    On her death bed, the last words that my grandmother told my grandfather were - "Honey, I'll see you in heaven!"
    Since then, he's been drinking alcohol, abusing people, kicking puppies and robbing stores every day!
  • Garmi Toh Jaise -Taise Kat Gayi Lekin...<br/>
Yeh Sabun, Paani and Sanitizer Wala Game Sardi Mein Bahut Mushkil Hone Wala Hai!
    Garmi Toh Jaise -Taise Kat Gayi Lekin...
    Yeh Sabun, Paani and Sanitizer Wala Game Sardi Mein Bahut Mushkil Hone Wala Hai!
  • For Halloween, I'm going to dress like a normal person without a mask, since that seems to scare the shit out of everyone!
    For Halloween, I'm going to dress like a normal person without a mask, since that seems to scare the shit out of everyone!
  • People have so many good things to say about you.<br/>
But the sad part is that you have to die first!
    People have so many good things to say about you.
    But the sad part is that you have to die first!
  • There has been at least one advantage of wearing masks that you don't get to smell the bad breath of some people!
    There has been at least one advantage of wearing masks that you don't get to smell the bad breath of some people!
  • He promised her stars and moon.<br/>
They got married, she got pregnant. He named their son, 'Tara Chand'!
    He promised her stars and moon.
    They got married, she got pregnant. He named their son, 'Tara Chand'!