• The ocean is technically a soup bowl. It has meat and veggies in a salty broth!
    The ocean is technically a soup bowl. It has meat and veggies in a salty broth!
  • The problem with Indians is that if they say nobody should go outside, everybody will go out to see if nobody has gone out!
    The problem with Indians is that if they say nobody should go outside, everybody will go out to see if nobody has gone out!
  • Did you realize that a speed limit is a maximum limit allowed, but everyone treats it as a minimum limit!
    Did you realize that a speed limit is a maximum limit allowed, but everyone treats it as a minimum limit!
  • South Indians have a good sense of grammar.<br />
Even with writhing pain, they recollect the vowels and say aeiou!
    South Indians have a good sense of grammar.
    Even with writhing pain, they recollect the vowels and say aeiou!
  • Prince Philips died on April 09, 2021.<br />
There is some interesting coincidence:<br />
He died at 9 am, on the 9th April, the 99th day of the year, at the age of 99
    Prince Philips died on April 09, 2021.
    There is some interesting coincidence:
    He died at 9 am, on the 9th April, the 99th day of the year, at the age of 99
  • In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!
    In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!
  • Hamare Exams Ki Tension Hum Se Zyada Corona Ko Hai.<br/>
Ekdum Sahi Time Par Wapis Aa Gaya!
    Hamare Exams Ki Tension Hum Se Zyada Corona Ko Hai.
    Ekdum Sahi Time Par Wapis Aa Gaya!
  • It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop!
    It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop!
  • There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts!
    There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts!
  • Me: Would you like to join us for some beers after work?<br/>
Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that.<br/>
Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian?<br/>
Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name!
    Me: Would you like to join us for some beers after work?
    Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that.
    Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian?
    Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name!