|The ocean is technically a soup bowl. It has meat and veggies in a salty broth!|
|The problem with Indians is that if they say nobody should go outside, everybody will go out to see if nobody has gone out!|
|Did you realize that a speed limit is a maximum limit allowed, but everyone treats it as a minimum limit!|
|South Indians have a good sense of grammar.|
Even with writhing pain, they recollect the vowels and say aeiou!
|Prince Philips died on April 09, 2021.|
There is some interesting coincidence:
He died at 9 am, on the 9th April, the 99th day of the year, at the age of 99
|In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!|
|Hamare Exams Ki Tension Hum Se Zyada Corona Ko Hai.|
Ekdum Sahi Time Par Wapis Aa Gaya!
|It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop!|
|There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts!|
|Me: Would you like to join us for some beers after work?|
Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that.
Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian?
Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name!