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This year stings like
Do Hazaar Bees! -
A person faints at a restaurant:
Manager: Do we have any Doctor here?
Man: I'm a CA.
Manager: What?
Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana! -
My ex-girlfriend came up last night.
I don't know how she escaped the basement I keep her in! -
Learned about the issues with speeding, the worst was today and I'll never repeat it.
No, there wasn't any accident or traffic fines, it's just that I reached my office 30 minutes early! -
On her death bed, the last words that my grandmother told my grandfather were - "Honey, I'll see you in heaven!"
Since then, he's been drinking alcohol, abusing people, kicking puppies and robbing stores every day! -
Garmi Toh Jaise -Taise Kat Gayi Lekin...
Yeh Sabun, Paani and Sanitizer Wala Game Sardi Mein Bahut Mushkil Hone Wala Hai! -
For Halloween, I'm going to dress like a normal person without a mask, since that seems to scare the shit out of everyone! -
People have so many good things to say about you.
But the sad part is that you have to die first! -
There has been at least one advantage of wearing masks that you don't get to smell the bad breath of some people! -
He promised her stars and moon.
They got married, she got pregnant. He named their son, 'Tara Chand'!