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The ocean is technically a soup bowl. It has meat and veggies in a salty broth! -
The problem with Indians is that if they say nobody should go outside, everybody will go out to see if nobody has gone out! -
Did you realize that a speed limit is a maximum limit allowed, but everyone treats it as a minimum limit! -
South Indians have a good sense of grammar.
Even with writhing pain, they recollect the vowels and say aeiou! -
Prince Philips died on April 09, 2021.
There is some interesting coincidence:
He died at 9 am, on the 9th April, the 99th day of the year, at the age of 99 -
In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too! -
Hamare Exams Ki Tension Hum Se Zyada Corona Ko Hai.
Ekdum Sahi Time Par Wapis Aa Gaya! -
It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop! -
There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts! -
Me: Would you like to join us for some beers after work?
Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that.
Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian?
Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name!