• My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday.</br>
That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!
    My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday.
    That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!
  • I prayed to God to remove the fakes.</br>
Now my sneakers are missing!
    I prayed to God to remove the fakes.
    Now my sneakers are missing!
  • Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.</br>
It's half-empty!
    Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.
    It's half-empty!
  • The worst things that you can do to your wife:</br></br>

5. Cheating on her</br>
4. Lying to her</br>
3. Disrespecting her</br>
2. Abusing her</br>
1. Not noticing her new haircut
    The worst things that you can do to your wife:

    5. Cheating on her
    4. Lying to her
    3. Disrespecting her
    2. Abusing her
    1. Not noticing her new haircut
  • Got Vaccinated!</br>
No Major Side-effects...</br>
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Only When He Said `No Alcohol for 45 Days` - Tab Thoda Chakkar Aaya Tha!
    Got Vaccinated!
    No Major Side-effects...
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    Only When He Said "No Alcohol for 45 Days" - Tab Thoda Chakkar Aaya Tha!
  • Please do not post messages like:</br>
Daughter of Rickshaw Wala won the silver medal,</br>
Son of Rickshaw Wala becomes an IAS officer,</br>
Daughter of Rickshaw Wala scored 99.5% in exams.</br>
After reading these messages my children are compelling me to drive a Rickshaw!
    Please do not post messages like:
    Daughter of Rickshaw Wala won the silver medal,
    Son of Rickshaw Wala becomes an IAS officer,
    Daughter of Rickshaw Wala scored 99.5% in exams.
    After reading these messages my children are compelling me to drive a Rickshaw!
  • My wife and I make all our big decisions together.</br></br>

Okay, at least I'm in the same room with her when she's making those decisions!
    My wife and I make all our big decisions together.

    Okay, at least I'm in the same room with her when she's making those decisions!
  • One man's `damn, she is crazy` is another man's `damn, that dude was right!`
    One man's "damn, she is crazy" is another man's "damn, that dude was right!"
  • I lost a good riding buddy in an accident.</br>
His finger got stuck in a wedding ring!
    I lost a good riding buddy in an accident.
    His finger got stuck in a wedding ring!
  • Customer: I will not pay the bill.</br>
Manager: Why not? You ordered 42 coffee.</br>
Customer: I said 4 tea, 2 coffee!
    Customer: I will not pay the bill.
    Manager: Why not? You ordered 42 coffee.
    Customer: I said 4 tea, 2 coffee!