|This year stings like|
Do Hazaar Bees!
|A person faints at a restaurant:|
Manager: Do we have any Doctor here?
Man: I'm a CA.
Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana!
|My ex-girlfriend came up last night.|
I don't know how she escaped the basement I keep her in!
|Learned about the issues with speeding, the worst was today and I'll never repeat it.|
No, there wasn't any accident or traffic fines, it's just that I reached my office 30 minutes early!
|On her death bed, the last words that my grandmother told my grandfather were - "Honey, I'll see you in heaven!"|
Since then, he's been drinking alcohol, abusing people, kicking puppies and robbing stores every day!
|For Halloween, I'm going to dress like a normal person without a mask, since that seems to scare the shit out of everyone!|
|There has been at least one advantage of wearing masks that you don't get to smell the bad breath of some people!|
|He promised her stars and moon.|
They got married, she got pregnant. He named their son, 'Tara Chand'!
|There's a piece of good news I want to share with all of you.|
Three more installments and I'll be able to fully pay off my credit card bill for the coffee I had from Starbucks in 2019!
|There's not enough difference between an official meeting and a Daaru Party:|
1. Shall we start?
2. Is everyone here?
3. The quarter is not good.
4. We need strong Pillars (For The Company).
5. It's not getting up (Graph).
6. What we get is just Peanuts (Salary & Increments).
7. I will drive this initiative.
1. Bhai Shuru Kar?
2. Sab Aa Gaye Na?
3. Quarter Mein Mazaa Nahi Aa Raha.
4. Bhai Khamba Chahiye.
5. Yaar Chadh Nahi Rahi.
6. Bhai Bas Moongfali Mili Hai (Chakhna).
7. Gaadi Tera Bhai Chalaayega.