|My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.|
That would be a big step forward!
|My new year's resolution was to lose 10 Kgs by the end of April. Happy to announce that I only got 15 Kgs to go!|
|As soon as I got fully motivated to join the gym, Government shuts it down again!|
|I want to lose weight but my weight doesn't want to lose me. One sided affair you know!|
|My doctor told me that I can reach my ideal weight if I simply go for a brisk 300 Km walk everyday for the next 15 years!|
|A genuine question:|
If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
|Did you know that 14 muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine?|
Fitness is my passion!
|If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me!|
|This was the first year I didn't run a marathon because of Covid. I usually don't do it because I'm fat and lazy!|
|Opening the fridge every 5 minutes not because I expect there will be something new in there, but if my standards have lowered enough to eat what's left!|