• My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.<br/>
That would be a big step forward!
    My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
    That would be a big step forward!
  • My new year's resolution was to lose 10 Kgs by the end of April. Happy to announce that I only got 15 Kgs to go!
    My new year's resolution was to lose 10 Kgs by the end of April. Happy to announce that I only got 15 Kgs to go!
  • As soon as I got fully motivated to join the gym, Government shuts it down again!
    As soon as I got fully motivated to join the gym, Government shuts it down again!
  • I want to lose weight but my weight doesn't want to lose me.
One sided affair you know!
    I want to lose weight but my weight doesn't want to lose me. One sided affair you know!
  • My doctor told me that I can reach my ideal weight if I simply go for a brisk 300 Km walk everyday for the next 15 years!
    My doctor told me that I can reach my ideal weight if I simply go for a brisk 300 Km walk everyday for the next 15 years!
  • A genuine question:<br/>
If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
    A genuine question:
    If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
  • Did you know that 14 muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine?<br/>
Fitness is my passion!
    Did you know that 14 muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine?
    Fitness is my passion!
  • If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me!
    If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me!
  • This was the first year I didn't run a marathon because of Covid. I usually don't do it because I'm fat and lazy!
    This was the first year I didn't run a marathon because of Covid. I usually don't do it because I'm fat and lazy!
  • Opening the fridge every 5 minutes not because I expect there will be something new in there, but if my standards have lowered enough to eat what's left!
    Opening the fridge every 5 minutes not because I expect there will be something new in there, but if my standards have lowered enough to eat what's left!