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Garmi Toh Jaise -Taise Kat Gayi Lekin...
Yeh Sabun, Paani and Sanitizer Wala Game Sardi Mein Bahut Mushkil Hone Wala Hai! -
Indian Mom: Tumhein Pata Hai Tumhari Love Marriage Nahi Hogi?
Son: But why mom?
Indian Mom: Kyonki Main Hone Nahi Dungi! -
Someone: Kitne Single Ho?
Boy: Gharwale Phone Check Karte Hain Toh Darr Nahi Lagta! -
Life is not easy:
Zyada Baat Karo Toh 'Cheap'.
Kam Baat Karo Toh 'Attitude'.
Bas Kaam ki Baat Karo Toh 'Matlabi'! -
If your friends really care about you.
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Toh Woh Gaaliyan Badi Badi Denge! -
Banana Shake Aur Aloo Ke Paranthe Kha Kar;
Bistar Par Magar-Machh Ki Tarah Pasar Jana Hi Life Ka Sachha Sukh Hai! -
When someone says "Chalo Bahar Ghumne Chalte Hain":
Others: Mummy Nahi Maanegi. Time Nahi Hai.
Girls: Mere Paas Kapde Nahi Hain! -
Dil Se Bharosa Toh Usi Din Uth Gaya Tha,
Jis Din Science Ki Book Mein Dil Ki Asli Tasveer Dekhi Thi! -
Husband: Tum Ready Hone Mein Bahut Time Lagati Ho. Mujhe Dekho 2 Minute Mein Ready Ho Gaya.
Wife: Yahi Toh Farak Hota Hai 'Maggi' Aur 'Shahi Paneer' Mein! -
When two friends talk to each other:
Friend 1: Yaar Teri Aawaaz Mein Bahut Dard Hai.
Friend 2: Haan Yaar.
Friend 1: Tu Bheekh Maanga Kar, Bahut Sahi Rahega Tere Liye!