Always remember you are someone's reason to smile. . . . . . Because you are a joke! |
I was going to give you a nasty look; But I see you already have one! |
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a pineapple at his face! |
If you are ugly, you are ugly. There is nothing like inner beauty. Do you see short people going around saying they got inner height? |
As the years go, you may lose your hair, teeth & eyesight. But not your talent, wisdom & intelligence. Because you can never loose which you don't have! |
Keep your nose in your mask and out of my business! |
If you think you look ugly in glasses, it may just be because you can see your face better with them! |
Some people are like Slinkies... they are really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! |
Some people look good in photos but not in real life. Some people look good in real life but not in photos. I am none of them! |
Don't think you are useless. Though you are but don't think about that! |