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Don't you hate it when someone says `Omg we're practically twins!` but they're really ugly?
I'm sorry, I'll stop doing that! -
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera! -
When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only pain for others.
It's the same when you are stupid! -
Sometimes I feel if Elon Musk really wants to help humanity he should invent a way to punch people in the face through a smartphone screen! -
You know what I hate about people?
Their existence! -
Ever look at someone and think, "Why has no one hit him with a shovel yet?" -
I don't care how bad we left off if you call me and tell me you need me,
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I'm gonna hang up and block your number forever! -
I love everybody.
Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid;
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And others I would love to punch in the face! -
I always hold my phone in my hand so if you think I am ignoring you, I am! -
How can you face your problem if your problem is your face!