Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends. Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband. Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night! |
Santa: You love me or what? Jeeto: Or what! |
Santa: Tell me what's bothering you, honey? Jeeto: You! |
Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched. Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video! |
Santa: I forgot to pay the water bill again. I feel so stupid. Jeeto: Don't worry, I do it all the time. Santa: What, forgetting to pay the bill? Jeeto: No, feeling that you're stupid! |
Santa: I can't do pull-ups or push-ups. Jeeto: But you can do a lot of f**k-ups! |
Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well? Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life! |
Santa: I wish I were filthy rich. Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish! |
After studying for 30 mins: Pappu: I can't study anymore. Jeeto: Lagta Hai Teri Body Mein Vitamin Chappal Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai! |
Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko? Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun? Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar! |