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Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends.
Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband. Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night! -
Santa: You love me or what?
Jeeto: Or what! -
Santa: Tell me what's bothering you, honey?
Jeeto: You! -
Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched.
Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video! -
Santa: I forgot to pay the water bill again. I feel so stupid.
Jeeto: Don't worry, I do it all the time.
Santa: What, forgetting to pay the bill?
Jeeto: No, feeling that you're stupid! -
Santa: I can't do pull-ups or push-ups.
Jeeto: But you can do a lot of f**k-ups! -
Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life! -
Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.
Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish! -
After studying for 30 mins:
Pappu: I can't study anymore.
Jeeto: Lagta Hai Teri Body Mein Vitamin Chappal Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai! -
Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?
Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?
Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!