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Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life! -
Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.
Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish! -
After studying for 30 mins:
Pappu: I can't study anymore.
Jeeto: Lagta Hai Teri Body Mein Vitamin Chappal Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai! -
Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?
Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?
Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar! -
Jeeto: When I'm angry at my husband, I count to ten.
Preeto: So that it calms you down?
Jeeto: No, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life! -
Preeto: My husband sets alarm 30 minutes early so that we can cuddle in the morning.
Jeeto: My husband doesn't set an alarm and lets me sleep because he values his life! -
Santa: What's your honest opinion about my...
Jeeto: Your jokes are pathetic.
Santa: ...about my new shirt?
Jeeto: Oh, it's nice! -
Preeto: We all make mistakes.
Jeeto: True, but I ended up marrying mine! -
Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be?
Jeeto: My husband! -
Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?
Jeeto: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy!