• Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends.<br/>
Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband.
Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night!
    Jeeto: My husband is like Jesus during weekends.
    Preeto: That's a great compliment for a husband. Jeeto: It's not a compliment. It's because he disappears on Friday evening and then re-emerges only on Sunday night!
  • Santa: You love me or what?<br/>
Jeeto: Or what!
    Santa: You love me or what?
    Jeeto: Or what!
  • Santa: Tell me what's bothering you, honey?<br/>
Jeeto: You!
    Santa: Tell me what's bothering you, honey?
    Jeeto: You!
  • Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched.<br/>
Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video!
    Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched.
    Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video!
  • Santa: I forgot to pay the water bill again. I feel so stupid.<br/>
Jeeto: Don't worry, I do it all the time.<br/>
Santa: What, forgetting to pay the bill?<br/>
Jeeto: No, feeling that you're stupid!
    Santa: I forgot to pay the water bill again. I feel so stupid.
    Jeeto: Don't worry, I do it all the time.
    Santa: What, forgetting to pay the bill?
    Jeeto: No, feeling that you're stupid!
  • Santa: I can't do pull-ups or push-ups.<br/>
Jeeto: But you can do a lot of f**k-ups!
    Santa: I can't do pull-ups or push-ups.
    Jeeto: But you can do a lot of f**k-ups!
  • Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?<br/>
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
    Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?
    Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
  • Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.<br/>
Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish!
    Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.
    Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish!
  • After studying for 30 mins:<br/>
Pappu: I can't study anymore.<br/>
Jeeto: Lagta Hai Teri Body Mein Vitamin Chappal Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai!
    After studying for 30 mins:
    Pappu: I can't study anymore.
    Jeeto: Lagta Hai Teri Body Mein Vitamin Chappal Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai!
  • Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?<br/>
Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?<br/>
Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!
    Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?
    Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?
    Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!