• Husband: You don't have a sense of humour.<br/>
Wife: That's not true. I married you right, that means I can take a joke!
    Husband: You don't have a sense of humour.
    Wife: That's not true. I married you right, that means I can take a joke!
  • Husbands and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouth!
    Husbands and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouth!
  • I asked a friend who got married for the second time, how is it?<br/>
He replied, `Same virus, different mutation!`
    I asked a friend who got married for the second time, how is it?
    He replied, "Same virus, different mutation!"
  • A husband and wife were sitting in a restaurant. A young, attractive waitress gets flirty with the husband and he looks BOASTFULLY at his wife.<br/>
Wife (Smirks): Don't get carried away honey. She has COVID.<br/>
Husband (Taken aback): How do you know?<br/>
Wife (Smiles): Can't you see? She has no taste!
    A husband and wife were sitting in a restaurant. A young, attractive waitress gets flirty with the husband and he looks BOASTFULLY at his wife.
    Wife (Smirks): Don't get carried away honey. She has COVID.
    Husband (Taken aback): How do you know?
    Wife (Smiles): Can't you see? She has no taste!
  • My wife and I share the same interest. I want to travel and she wants to me go away!
    My wife and I share the same interest. I want to travel and she wants to me go away!
  • Doctor: So how's your diet and exercise going?<br />
Man: Pretty well I should say. Yesterday I had a juice cleanse and went for a brisk walk.<br />
Wife: Yesterday you had an entire bottle of wine and then fell down the stairs!
    Doctor: So how's your diet and exercise going?
    Man: Pretty well I should say. Yesterday I had a juice cleanse and went for a brisk walk.
    Wife: Yesterday you had an entire bottle of wine and then fell down the stairs!
  • A Coded Message:<br />
SOMEtimes I make jokes at my wife's expense, but hONEstly she is a very patient, smart, funny and HELPful woman. And I am very lucky to have her in my life. She makes ME a better man!
    A Coded Message:
    SOMEtimes I make jokes at my wife's expense, but hONEstly she is a very patient, smart, funny and HELPful woman. And I am very lucky to have her in my life. She makes ME a better man!
  • There are 3 types of people in this world.<br/>
People who are unable to hear.<br/>
People who don't want to hear.<br/>
And then there are husbands who always hear but never listen!
    There are 3 types of people in this world.
    People who are unable to hear.
    People who don't want to hear.
    And then there are husbands who always hear but never listen!
  • I told my wife that she always blames me for everything.<br/>
It's because of your behavior, she said!
    I told my wife that she always blames me for everything.
    It's because of your behavior, she said!
  • Marriage looks so easy and attractive until you get married!
    Marriage looks so easy and attractive until you get married!