|I couldn't decide which dress to wear when I treat you to a romantic dinner at home on your birthday. So I decided to wear nothing at all. After dinner, we can have each other for dessert.|
Happy birthday, my love!
|Don't even bother wearing good clothes today because I am going to rip them apart later anyway. I can't wait to see you in your birthday suit.|
Happy birthday, you sexy thing!
|Your face is the only thing that makes me gladly open my eyes in the morning and the last thing I crave to see before napping.|
Happy Birthday, Babe!
|Hey baby, you can invite your friends but make sure they will not stay long. I got a surprise waiting for you tonight.|
|On this birthday, may you get the fleas of thousand sheeps and may you scratch yourself till the blood oozes out of your skin.|
Cure: host a great birthday party.
Anyways, have a great birthday!
|On this birthday of yours, let's spoil ourselves with an amazing dinner in a luxurious restaurant & prove everyone how classy we really are!|
|If you can stay young while all those around you are getting older, you have become a pretty good liar.|
|On your birthday,|
I would like to give you some words of wisdom -
Smile while you still have some teeth left.
Many many happy returns of the day!
|Happy Birthday to a person who is charming, talented and witty and reminds me a lot of myself.|
|Considering your age, we're soon going to need a lighter to light up your birthday candles.|