|What do you call a ghost chicken?|
|I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread. But they had naan!|
|What would you call a walking mosquito?|
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
|Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?|
Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans!
|What vegetables do librarians like?|
|Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die?|
Pupils, they dilate!
|What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?|
The Wurst Kase scenario!
|When a grasshopper tells a bad joke, does it only hear crickets?|
|What do you call a fat psychic?|
A four-chin teller!