|What vegetables do librarians like?|
|Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die?|
Pupils, they dilate!
|What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?|
The Wurst Kase scenario!
|When a grasshopper tells a bad joke, does it only hear crickets?|
|What do you call a fat psychic?|
A four-chin teller!
|My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at Chess!|
|I tried to read a book today on the history of Sellotape, but I couldn't find the beginning!|
|Don't spell part backward.|
It's a trap!
|For my next trick, I will eat a musical instrument in a bread bap.|
Drum roll please!
|Why are obtuse angles so depressed?|
Because they are never right!