• What do you call a ghost chicken?<br/>
A poultry-geist!
    What do you call a ghost chicken?
    A poultry-geist!
  • I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread.</br>
But they had naan!
    I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread.
    But they had naan!
  • What would you call a walking mosquito?<br/>
An itch-hiker!
    What would you call a walking mosquito?
    An itch-hiker!
  • Christmas Special:<br/>
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?<br/>
Frostbite!
    Christmas Special:
    What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
    Frostbite!
  • Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?<br/>
Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans!
    Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?
    Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans!
  • What vegetables do librarians like?<br/>
Quiet peas!
    What vegetables do librarians like?
    Quiet peas!
  • Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die?<br/>
Pupils, they dilate!
    Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die?
    Pupils, they dilate!
  • What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?<br/>
The Wurst Kase scenario!
    What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?
    The Wurst Kase scenario!
  • When a grasshopper tells a bad joke, does it only hear crickets?
    When a grasshopper tells a bad joke, does it only hear crickets?
  • What do you call a fat psychic?<br/>
A four-chin teller!
    What do you call a fat psychic?
    A four-chin teller!