• Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.<br/>
Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha!
    Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.
    Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha!
  • Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?<br/>
Pappu: I get up early!
    Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?
    Pappu: I get up early!
  • Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?<br/>
Bunty: Kyun?<br/>
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain!
    Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?
    Bunty: Kyun?
    Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain!
  • Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?<br/>
Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun!
    Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?
    Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun!
  • Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt.<br/>
Santa: What's it, son?<br/>
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Godly status by listening to his father in Satyayug.<br/>
Santa: That's true, son.<br/>
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.<br/>
Santa: That is also true.<br/>
Pappu: So, dad, kindly enlighten me: Should I listen to you or not?<br/>
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
    Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt.
    Santa: What's it, son?
    Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Godly status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
    Santa: That's true, son.
    Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
    Santa: That is also true.
    Pappu: So, dad, kindly enlighten me: Should I listen to you or not?
    Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
  • Pappu: Do you know what comes after the USA?<br/>
Teacher: What?<br/>
Pappu: USB!
    Pappu: Do you know what comes after the USA?
    Teacher: What?
    Pappu: USB!
  • Bunty: Cow Ghaas Kyon Khaati Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota!
    Bunty: Cow Ghaas Kyon Khaati Hai?
    Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota!
  • Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe, Jeevan Mein Aage Badhne Ke.<br/>
Pappu: I am asymptomatic!
    Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe, Jeevan Mein Aage Badhne Ke.
    Pappu: I am asymptomatic!
  • Teacher: You have 500 rupees, your friend messages you and asks 200 rupees, and your girlfriend messages you and asks 300 rupees. How much you have left?<br/>
Pappu: 500 rupees and 2 unread messages!
    Teacher: You have 500 rupees, your friend messages you and asks 200 rupees, and your girlfriend messages you and asks 300 rupees. How much you have left?
    Pappu: 500 rupees and 2 unread messages!
  • Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?<br/>
Pappu: I love you!
    Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
    Pappu: I love you!