|Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.|
Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha!
|Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?|
Pappu: I get up early!
|Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?|
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain!
|Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?|
Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun!
|Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt.|
Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Godly status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, dad, kindly enlighten me: Should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
|Pappu: Do you know what comes after the USA?|
|Bunty: Cow Ghaas Kyon Khaati Hai?|
Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota!
|Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe, Jeevan Mein Aage Badhne Ke.|
Pappu: I am asymptomatic!
|Teacher: You have 500 rupees, your friend messages you and asks 200 rupees, and your girlfriend messages you and asks 300 rupees. How much you have left?|
Pappu: 500 rupees and 2 unread messages!
|Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?|
Pappu: I love you!