• Alexa after spending two months in Punjab:<br/>
Me: Hey Alexa<br/>
Alexa: Haanji, Ki Haal Hai Sohneyo!
    Alexa after spending two months in Punjab:
    Me: Hey Alexa
    Alexa: Haanji, Ki Haal Hai Sohneyo!
  • What is the blood group of Punjabis?<br/>
Ghee Positive!v
    What is the blood group of Punjabis?
    Ghee Positive!v
  • This is for all Punjabis.<br/>
Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun?<br/>
Punjabi: Haan.<br/>
Chai Wala: Elaichi?<br/>
Punjabi: Haan.<br/>
Chai Wala: Laung?<br/>
Punjabi: Haan.<br/>
Chai Wala: Daalcheeni?<br/>
Punjabi: Haan...  Oye Kanjara Agar Inni Mehnat Kar Hi Reha Hai Ta Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!
    This is for all Punjabis.
    Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun?
    Punjabi: Haan.
    Chai Wala: Elaichi?
    Punjabi: Haan.
    Chai Wala: Laung?
    Punjabi: Haan.
    Chai Wala: Daalcheeni?
    Punjabi: Haan... Oye Kanjara Agar Inni Mehnat Kar Hi Reha Hai Ta Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!
  • Je Kite Sidhu Moosewala Nu Corona Ho Geya Ta Usne Nava Gaana Kadh Dena...<br/>
Jatt Nu Bimari Jehri Bombay Wale Lambu Nu!<br/>
#SidhuMoosewala #AmitabhBachchan
    Je Kite Sidhu Moosewala Nu Corona Ho Geya Ta Usne Nava Gaana Kadh Dena...
    Jatt Nu Bimari Jehri Bombay Wale Lambu Nu!
    #SidhuMoosewala #AmitabhBachchan
  • Kadar Karo Unha Yaaran Di Jinha Ne Tahanu Harami Banaya;<br/>
Nahi Ta Saari Umar Fuddu Reh Jana Si!
    Kadar Karo Unha Yaaran Di Jinha Ne Tahanu Harami Banaya;
    Nahi Ta Saari Umar Fuddu Reh Jana Si!
  • Pyaar Karde Ho Ta Izhaar Vi Karo;<br/>
Gupt Rog Thoda Hai Jo Chuppa Rahe Ho!
    Pyaar Karde Ho Ta Izhaar Vi Karo;
    Gupt Rog Thoda Hai Jo Chuppa Rahe Ho!
  • Punjabis were the first community to give the slogan #BlackLivesMatter long back.<br/>
`Kala Shah Kala. Mera Kala Hai Sardar, Goreyan Nu Dafa Karo`!
    Punjabis were the first community to give the slogan #BlackLivesMatter long back.
    "Kala Shah Kala. Mera Kala Hai Sardar, Goreyan Nu Dafa Karo"!
  • Rabb Da Ditta Sab Kuch Hai:<br/>
Gandi Shakal<br/>
Kamine Yaar<br/>
Fuddu Qismat<br/>
Ghatiya Rishtedaar
    Rabb Da Ditta Sab Kuch Hai:
    Gandi Shakal
    Kamine Yaar
    Fuddu Qismat
    Ghatiya Rishtedaar
  • Me: Nobody tells me what to do.<br/>
My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke.<br/>
Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si!
    Me: Nobody tells me what to do.
    My Punjabi Mom: Main Shittar Bade Maarne Hai, So Ja Chup Kar Ke.
    Me: Hanji Mummy, Saun Hi Laga Si!
  • Be my Kaur'antine, I'll be your Social Distan Singh!
    Be my Kaur'antine, I'll be your Social Distan Singh!