|After watching CSK's performance in this year's IPL, CSK Fans Soch Rahe Honge Ki Isse Achha Toh Iss Saal IPL Hota Hi Nahi!|
|My wife and I role play as a teacher & student on weekends.|
That's when she calls my mom and complains to her about my pathetic behavior during the week!
|Punjab assembly should be dissolved immediately and elections should be announced at the earliest so that we can also avail of the free Corona vaccine offer!|
|Jab Tak Dawai Nahi, Tab Tak Dhilai Nahi;|
Lekin Jahan Jahan Election Hain, Wahan Yeh Apply Nahi!
#COVID19 #Vaccine #BiharElections
|Issac Newton's laws are all faulty.|
For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down!
|We tried an experiment here in Texas. I asked my son to wear a Biden 2020 T-shirt to see how he gets treated.|
He has been slapped twice, spit on 4 times and hit on the head with a beer bottle. Next step, we are going to send him outside and see how strangers react!
|Wife: Why do you hate my relatives so much?|
Husband: No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine!
|Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence; And Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience!|
|The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.|
It was quite the oar deal!
|Three possibilities for a CSK comeback:|
Direct Flights from,
Dubai to Chennai
Abu Dhabi to Chennai
Sharjah to Chennai