• After watching CSK's performance in this year's IPL, CSK Fans Soch Rahe Honge Ki Isse Achha Toh Iss Saal IPL Hota Hi Nahi!<br/>
#IPLT20 #CSK
    After watching CSK's performance in this year's IPL, CSK Fans Soch Rahe Honge Ki Isse Achha Toh Iss Saal IPL Hota Hi Nahi!
    #IPLT20 #CSK
  • My wife and I role play as a teacher & student on weekends.<br/>
That's when she calls my mom and complains to her about my pathetic behavior during the week!
    My wife and I role play as a teacher & student on weekends.
    That's when she calls my mom and complains to her about my pathetic behavior during the week!
  • Punjab assembly should be dissolved immediately and elections should be announced at the earliest so that we can also avail of the free Corona vaccine offer!<br/>
#ElectionPromiseBihar
    Punjab assembly should be dissolved immediately and elections should be announced at the earliest so that we can also avail of the free Corona vaccine offer!
    #ElectionPromiseBihar
  • Jab Tak Dawai Nahi, Tab Tak Dhilai Nahi;<br/>

Lekin Jahan Jahan Election Hain, Wahan Yeh Apply Nahi!<br/>
#COVID19 #Vaccine #BiharElections
    Jab Tak Dawai Nahi, Tab Tak Dhilai Nahi;
    Lekin Jahan Jahan Election Hain, Wahan Yeh Apply Nahi!
    #COVID19 #Vaccine #BiharElections
  • Issac Newton's laws are all faulty.<br/>
For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down!
    Issac Newton's laws are all faulty.
    For example, he said what goes up must come down, but my weight once goes up, never comes down!
  • We tried an experiment here in Texas. I asked my son to wear a Biden 2020 T-shirt to see how he gets treated.<br/>
He has been slapped twice, spit on 4 times and hit on the head with a beer bottle. Next step, we are going to send him outside and see how strangers react!
    We tried an experiment here in Texas. I asked my son to wear a Biden 2020 T-shirt to see how he gets treated.
    He has been slapped twice, spit on 4 times and hit on the head with a beer bottle. Next step, we are going to send him outside and see how strangers react!
  • Wife: Why do you hate my relatives so much?<br/>
Husband: No, I don't hate your relatives.  In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine!
    Wife: Why do you hate my relatives so much?
    Husband: No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine!
  • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence;
And Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience!
    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence; And Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience!
  • The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.<br/>
It was quite the oar deal!
    The boating store was having a big sale on canoes.
    It was quite the oar deal!
  • Three possibilities for a CSK comeback:<br/>

Direct Flights from,<br/>

Dubai to Chennai<br/>
Abu Dhabi to Chennai<br/>
Sharjah to Chennai
    Three possibilities for a CSK comeback:
    Direct Flights from,
    Dubai to Chennai
    Abu Dhabi to Chennai
    Sharjah to Chennai