|Santa: Tera Kattar Dushman Tere Samne Kab Jhukta Hai?|
Banta: Karva Chauth Par!
|Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket?|
Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat!
|Santa: I am giving up drinking for a month.|
Banta: What? Are you Okay?
Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month!
|Jeeto: You know what your problem is?|
Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now!
|Banta: How much should you spend on a bottle of wine?|
Santa: May be an hour, at the most two!
|Santa: Why have you called me up to the school?|
Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school.
Santa: He does the same at home. Did I ever call you?
|Jeeto: I want a diamond necklace.|
Santa: What's so special?
Jeeto: Diamonds are forever.
Santa: And it's EMIs are for even longer!
|Banta: Doctor, my wife says I can't do anything right.|
Man: I'm not a doctor and this is a bar!
|Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover?|
Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping!
|Banta: If two guys fight over a tandoori naan, is that violence or naan-violence?|
Santa: No. It's a very healthy sign of tandoor-asti!