• Girls can apologize when they sneeze but not when they are wrong!
    Girls can apologize when they sneeze but not when they are wrong!
  • Women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than their husbands.<br/>
For instance, a woman can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband alone for even one minute with the same neighbour!
    Women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than their husbands.
    For instance, a woman can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband alone for even one minute with the same neighbour!
  • The seven stages in a woman's life:<br/><br/>

1) Infant<br/>
2) Child<br/>
3) Miss<br/>
4) Very young woman<br/>
5) Young woman<br/>
6) Young woman<br/>
7) Graceful lady
    The seven stages in a woman's life:

    1) Infant
    2) Child
    3) Miss
    4) Very young woman
    5) Young woman
    6) Young woman
    7) Graceful lady
  • Cooking for 2 hours just to eat for 10 minutes is the biggest scam in the world.<br/>
~ A frustrated housewife
    Cooking for 2 hours just to eat for 10 minutes is the biggest scam in the world.
    ~ A frustrated housewife
  • Define A Woman:<br/>
Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door but she won't sit because she is getting late!
    Define A Woman:
    Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door but she won't sit because she is getting late!
  • Women have 4 types of showers:<br/>
1. A quick body wash<br/>
2. Hair and body wash<br/>
3. #YASQUEEN (Exfoliate, shave, condition hair)<br/>
4. Stare at the wall, evaluate all life decisions, and hope the water washes away your stress!
    Women have 4 types of showers:
    1. A quick body wash
    2. Hair and body wash
    3. #YASQUEEN (Exfoliate, shave, condition hair)
    4. Stare at the wall, evaluate all life decisions, and hope the water washes away your stress!
  • How old am I?<br/>
If I were a bottle of wine, you couldn't afford me;<br/>
And if I were a bottle of whiskey, you couldn't handle me!
    How old am I?
    If I were a bottle of wine, you couldn't afford me;
    And if I were a bottle of whiskey, you couldn't handle me!
  • Lady 1: Where is your husband?<br/>
Lady 2: In the garden.<br/>
Lady 1: I didn't see him.<br/>
Lady 2: You need to dig a little!
    Lady 1: Where is your husband?
    Lady 2: In the garden.
    Lady 1: I didn't see him.
    Lady 2: You need to dig a little!
  • The right woman is not looking for you, she is looking for herself!
    The right woman is not looking for you, she is looking for herself!
  • Mysterious Fact:<br/>
Even women don't understand women at times!
    Mysterious Fact:
    Even women don't understand women at times!