• Unlike us, the Earth is pretty grounded.
    Unlike us, the Earth is pretty grounded.
  • I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
    I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
  • Men also have feelings... for example even they can feel hungry!
    Men also have feelings... for example even they can feel hungry!
  • To be successful, you need friends, To be very successful, you need enemies.
    To be successful, you need friends, To be very successful, you need enemies.
  • To stay in love all the time, keep changing your love interest!
    To stay in love all the time, keep changing your love interest!
  • Women begin by resisting a man's advances and end by blocking his retreat.
    Women begin by resisting a man's advances and end by blocking his retreat.
  • The best way to keep your word is not to give it!
    The best way to keep your word is not to give it!
  • Beware of half truths... you may get the wrong half!
    Beware of half truths... you may get the wrong half!
  • If you don't have any haters, odds are you aren't doing anything correctly!
    If you don't have any haters, odds are you aren't doing anything correctly!
  • If you do not ask, the answer will always be no.
    If you do not ask, the answer will always be no.